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What made you smile today?

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posted on Jan, 28 2010 @ 09:15 PM
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I developed my department's official walk today.

Take some plastic silverware in hand and stab repeatedly (like Psycho) while walking.
If anybody says anything, ask if they're ever stabbed anybody to death with a plastic spoon before.




posted on Jan, 29 2010 @ 11:20 AM
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This made me smile today. Little Tinkerbell the chihuahua nursing kittens as well as her puppies:



www.dailymail.co.uk...


[edit on 29-1-2010 by berenike]



posted on Jan, 29 2010 @ 04:26 PM
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I kinda smiled when I got some money from donating plasma for today.Its not much but heck its better than nothing,especially since I have no job right now.



posted on Jan, 29 2010 @ 04:29 PM
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The look on my wifes face when she got home from work today, to discover that I had taken the day off and cleaned the house, washed dishes and done all the laundry, so that we could have a nice relaxing weekend together, with no chores to be done.

Now that put a smile on my face.



posted on Jan, 29 2010 @ 06:47 PM
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Originally posted by elevatedone
The look on my wifes face when she got home from work today, to discover that I had taken the day off and cleaned the house, washed dishes and done all the laundry, so that we could have a nice relaxing weekend together, with no chores to be done.

Now that put a smile on my face.

Oh now that is sweet...



posted on Jan, 29 2010 @ 09:45 PM
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I got out of the hospital today after suffering kidney failure due to both urethra blocked with stones.

I'm alive, and that makes me smile..it was close



posted on Jan, 30 2010 @ 01:14 PM
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Chatting on the phone to someone from this site that ALWAYS makes me giggle and smile !!




posted on Jan, 30 2010 @ 01:40 PM
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Just saw a Beyonce & Lady GaGa video, dancing with each other.

You asked...



posted on Jan, 30 2010 @ 02:18 PM
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I managed to keep my three neices (two 7 year olds & a 5 year old) entertained for a whole 6 hours today without any tantrums from them or me. Feel like I deserve a nobel prize.



posted on Jan, 30 2010 @ 02:48 PM
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I watched the grand finaly in the Good the Bad The Ugly and couldn't help but grin


(with coolnes) There are two types of people those with loaded guns and those who dig, you dig. - Clint Eastwood



posted on Jan, 30 2010 @ 02:59 PM
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This one makes me smile.... (from Outlaw Josey Wales)

paraphrasing-

Clint - "So, what do you do for a living?"

Guy - "I'm a bounty hunter. Gonna catch me Josey Wales."

Clint - "Dying ain't much of a living boy."



posted on Jan, 30 2010 @ 03:21 PM
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Originally posted by Signals
Just saw a Beyonce & Lady GaGa video, dancing with each other.

You asked...

Did ya watch it on your VIDEOPHONE



posted on Jan, 30 2010 @ 03:26 PM
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Originally posted by tribewilder
I got out of the hospital today after suffering kidney failure due to both urethra blocked with stones.

I'm alive, and that makes me smile..it was close


Gosh that's awful Tribe!!!!! I hope your OK.

Seeing a member can still sign on today after a close call, that made me smile



posted on Jan, 30 2010 @ 03:27 PM
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Originally posted by AccessDenied

Originally posted by Signals
Just saw a Beyonce & Lady GaGa video, dancing with each other.

You asked...

Did ya watch it on your VIDEOPHONE


And I just smiled again...

Holy crap are you spying on me?




posted on Jan, 30 2010 @ 05:24 PM
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Fleur D Licous is more fired up about them saints than a preacher on sunday



posted on Jan, 31 2010 @ 01:07 PM
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Jedward are number 2 in the charts



posted on Jan, 31 2010 @ 07:30 PM
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posted on Feb, 1 2010 @ 01:53 PM
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Being picked up from the work blues by a call from someone very special to me


She always makes me smile, no matter what xx



posted on Feb, 2 2010 @ 06:52 PM
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Well its 45 minutes into today and somethings made me smile already!

Im watching the GOD channel and there's some people sat round talking about the end days etc.. and this one guy is talking about the jews being wiped out, and how Jesus will come and destroy the army thats trying to wipe them out.
The thought of peace loving Jesus flying down and wiping a whole army out is really amusing. I bet he'll have a lightsabre.

*Edit: and here's my second smile of the day - he's talking about the rapture now.


[edit on 2/2/10 by Bluebelle]



posted on Feb, 3 2010 @ 11:12 AM
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I've just had my dinner, during which there was a very offensive ad on TV.

A guy walked to the door of his huge country house carrying a silver tray of pig droppings and with a large pig in tow. He handed the tray over to another man.

I said something like "Gaah! I'm eating" and watched the rest of the ad during which we were told that the owner of the pig had the highest credit rating in the world.

Incredulous, I said 'What's that got to do with pig sh.."

Whereupon my housemate gave me a look of the utmost and most withering pity and said "They were truffles"

Shriek




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