What made you smile today?

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posted on Feb, 25 2005 @ 03:53 AM
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still not feeling happy
*sighs*




posted on Feb, 25 2005 @ 04:12 AM
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ooooooo!!!!.......this is possibly becoming my favourite thread!!!

WHAT MADE ME SMILE TODAY????..........OK....here we go!

1.Dreamlandmafias aviator!.....thats funny dude!
2.another e-mail from my best mate with about ten pictures of babys crying!.....(because he knows im about to have one!....lol....fool)
3.The clinic rang to confirm i have got 'good looking disease'but hopefully it will die out by the time im about 90!
4.Trying to convince my girlfriend we need a 21 year old swedish aupair for when the babys born!.....(she didnt go for it......strange eh?)
5.listening to a recording on the internet of a lamborghini V12 engine having the living daylights thrashed out of it!!....(sad boy)
6.knowing it wont be long before simon gray asks me and Da-cruz to help him c0-run this site with him!

smiley,smiley,smiley!



posted on Feb, 25 2005 @ 07:27 AM
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Smiling doesn't mean I'm happy, it often means I want to "make you suffer large" but since I know better, I won't
...

Smiled when I saw this thread, smiled when I woke up sore enough to not get up, smiled when I realised my headache was starting to fade.....


JAK

posted on Feb, 25 2005 @ 02:25 PM
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My daughter has gone out to a concert tonight, a few bands playing at her school.

She has on her tartan skirt, Dr. Martins etc. Done all her make-up, hey she's a rock chick!

As she was all ready to go she came over, gave me a huge hug and, in a true rock and roll fashion, said 'Bye Daddy, love you.'


My Baby!!!


Jack



posted on Feb, 26 2005 @ 02:28 AM
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i have work in an hour and 30 mins....

stll nothing to smile about



posted on Feb, 26 2005 @ 04:23 AM
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well,well,well........at this rate im gonna win the 'European smiling' championships!!!

BLOOMIN HECK!!!......imagine my suprise this morning at recieving a letter from no other than the Queen!!!

yup!...it turns out that after some intense studys recentley of the Regina family tree that theres been a few cock ups and i am actually next in line for the thrown as king of england!!!

Well obviously the queen wants to back down immediatley and let me take my rightful place as monarch!

I think im starting next thursday and i can tell you its looking good!.....just look at these royal benefits im going to get....

nice salary,pension,company car,dental care and paid holidays!!

im going to start with a few simple tasks first.......

Arise SIR JAK's.........please accept canada as a gift!
Arise SIR DA-CRUZ..........please accept the lands of WALES as a holiday retreat!

All ATS'ers all get a weekend away at Buckingham Palace...(breakfast included).

well.....smiley,smiley,smiley!!

Regards,King Optimus!


JAK

posted on Feb, 26 2005 @ 04:28 AM
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    Optimus Fett, you are a star!

What made me smile today? Optimus' post above and the character that oozes from it.

Good on you Optimus.


Jack



posted on Feb, 26 2005 @ 06:14 AM
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what made me smile today?

optimus fett of course :-)))...


and yesterday?..dbates posts..



posted on Feb, 26 2005 @ 11:16 AM
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Had a boring day at work, i didnt smile once even when talking to customers. i miss my girlfriend so much, i get to see her tomorrow.

Im pissed off at work and life in general....


JAK

posted on Feb, 26 2005 @ 12:08 PM
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[EDIT - For one last attempt at subtlety and politeness]

Jack

[edit on 26/2/05 by JAK]



posted on Feb, 28 2005 @ 04:24 AM
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what made me smile today?

well firstly it was the drafts of my new aviator jak's did for me.....i absolutley wet my self........Jak's mate! you are wasted,truly wasted!!!

secondly......i was going to bed late last night when the 'Big Red' phone rang in my 'secret' office'......it was the pentagon........now i havent been active with my old special forces unit for a few years the M.P.U.(midget protection unit) but it seems a paricularly tricky situation has arisen in the Sudan and our team is being put back together for one last job!
Tonight,myself and my team,(chalky,ginger,chuck,quentin and wobbly bob) will be entering sudanese air space via HALO insertion....our main objective is to liberate some oompa,lumpas that are being used for slave labour in the diamond mines of the areas tyrant leader....."Sheik Abdul Man Love".....we will hopefully rescue them and be escorted back to safety by Black Hawks and return them to their rightfull home...Willy Wonkas Chocolate Factory.......this is going to be one of our most difficult missions to date....i cant guarantee we will all be coming back alive....(at the least someone will probably get a grazed knee)........wish me luck ATS'ers and if i dont make it please remember our teams motto........

"Easy there little Fella.......were here to make it better!!"

team leader optimus fett (call sign....'Flange wacker') out..........


JAK

posted on Feb, 28 2005 @ 05:01 AM
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Hey Optimus,
    Glad you liked the drafts

Of course there may be some slight alterations required before they are totally suitable for ATS.

[Size=1]To somone specific - I hope you realise who you are

What made me smile this morning? Well firstly what a morning. When it rains, it pours, what is more there are clouds on the horizon and I know a once in a lifetime storm coming. So, what could it be that made me smile amongst all this?

After everything, I looked up and saw one of the most beautiful clouds I have ever seen. It was like something from a classical painting. It was the cloud itself and the thought that after everything I am still managing to so instantly realise, to focus on the good things in life, to appreciate my blessings. It is so very, very easy to focus on the less pleasent points in our lives, it has not been easy adopting this view but I am working on it; and, it appears, getting there.

Jack

[edit on 28/2/05 by JAK]



posted on Mar, 1 2005 @ 04:15 AM
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well luckly rescuing the midgets went well (see last post)......there were one or two casualties (chalky fell in a giant trifle and made a right mess of his new combat pants)...but apart from that we were in and out faster than a dodgy vindaloo!........so what made me smile today?

WELL I'LL TELL YOU!!!!........opening the mail this morning,imagine my suprise when i saw a reply from NASA!!!!....yup thats right!....they read my job application form and although ive not been offered a place on the next space mission as pilot.....they have offered me the job of serving in flight drinks and passing the complementary nuts/headphones round etc.
Well again im absolutley woopey,doodey doo over the moon with this latest development and cant wait to push the trolley up and down the flight deck of the next mission!!......ahh,i can see it now....."morning captain!....gin and tonic?.........hello co pilot thingy guy......brandy and coke?.....sure no problem!"
"shortly i will be bringing round some duty free items......and at the moment we have a special offer on 'moon rock'"
"emergency exsits are located here...(points)....here...(points again)......and here...(points again)...."

"please turn off all mobile phones and laptops during this flight and observe the "no smoking" signs through out the duration.......thank you for choosing NASA for your flight into space.......and do enjoy the trip"

"due to the fact of 'no' gravity,please refrain from using the toilets whilst in space....failure to comply with this rule will result in a fine or possibly prosecution!.....not to mention some particularly bad 'floaters' in the toilet area"

SMILEY,SMILEY FREAKING SMILEY.......I LOVE MY LIFE!



posted on Mar, 1 2005 @ 07:32 AM
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Love made me smile today, like that ------->






JAK

posted on Mar, 2 2005 @ 03:42 AM
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Today?

The memory of someone's Chat extravaganza.
Which had tears rolling down my cheeks.

The thought that I am one day nearer to getting my bike back on the road.

Coming to ATS this morning and while looking through today's posts thinking how fortunate I am to have stumble onto such a great community.

To you all -


Jack



posted on Mar, 2 2005 @ 07:07 AM
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what made me smile today?.....WELL I WILL TELL YOU!!!

Imagine my suprise when arriving at work this morning and finding John Lennon,Buddy Holly,Glen miller and Elvis all cueing up to use the internet!!!

I was speachless!!.......(at first)....i initially asked them where the hell thay had been all these years?.....to which elvis replied..."we cant go on together...with suspicious minds!!"....he was right......and then buddy pipes up with.."Rave on ,its a crazy feeling..!!" and i was like ok buddy...i will in a minute....and then glen was like...."In the Mood!" and i said in the mood for what?....and john comes out with..."imagine"......so i imagined why i couldnt go on with a suspicious mind whilst i was raving on and in the mood!.......common sense really!.....Thanks guys...(who were previously dead and missing)....your so cool! and thanks for the advice!

Im still smiling now!



posted on Mar, 2 2005 @ 07:38 AM
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Getting my old NES (First Nintendo) out and playing some of the corniest games ever made!!
Boy and his Blob... GENIUS !



posted on Mar, 3 2005 @ 06:54 AM
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well...initially it was making 3500 euros with a phone call...yipee!!!

and then finding a tear in the space time continum in my office toilet!

i stepped through it and in to the future......i was amazed to find i was a super mod in ATS!.....so i did some mod's stuff.....banned a few people,lurked in chat for a bit,started some threads,u2u ed a few members,warned a few others.....and basically had a bloomin good laugh!

and whilst i was in the future i found a few things out about you guys!

Jak's.....you did end up moving to Canada.....you run a very succesfull 'midget' dating agency!

Shorty.....you got the girl of your dreams and run your own turkish sauna and baths in Liverpool!

Da Cruz....you end up becoming Germanys greatest male porn star and have a bigger fan club than Michael schumacher!!

Uk wizard....you ended up hosting a twicw weekly problem show like 'Trisha' on ITV!

Cpr....you end up owning a specialist mail order buisness where you sell 'Scythes'....to the stars!

Instar.....your in prison for theft in australlia!....(again)

so there you go guys.....oh and by the way,the other mods did a poll and said that i was the best super mod ever and they all one to be my besse mate!



posted on Mar, 3 2005 @ 08:54 AM
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Originally posted by optimus fett
Uk wizard....you ended up hosting a twicw weekly problem show like 'Trisha' on ITV!


Then create a loopy political party based on a latin word


scary thought isn't it



posted on Mar, 3 2005 @ 09:59 AM
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Today, is great! I am home today, and my husband made me breakfast in bed, and after I ate, he ran the bath for me. I had no idea that he sprinkled the bath water with condoms, but I stil got in, it was a substitute for flowers which we were out of, so after my dom, bath, (yes, they were new ones) I got in my favorite nightgown, and am sitting around doing nothing.
The doorbell rang, and a kid was selling bars, so I told her to come in and bought 4 of them (lover of chocolate) then she said "Thanks Ma'am why 4 bars?' I laughed she was so sweet I told her "well, I love bars and my husband lovves them too." She said, "Oh, so I can come here all the time with my bars cuz yous like them?" I told her "Yes sweetie you can." Then she left skipping down the road. I thought she was so cute!! That kid along with my husband made me smile today.





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