And This Is How I will Die

a reply to: openyourmind1262

I heard that unlike good toys made at the north pole by Santa and his elves .

Ouija boards are made at the south pole by Satan and his demons along with toys like tarot cards and crystal balls .

That's my story and I'm sticking to it .

originally posted by: GeauxHomeYoureDrunk
The danger comes when using the simple device as a means to communicate with unseen and unknown entities...

The only danger from an Ouija Board is if you smash a person in the throat with the folded up board or gouge someone's eye out with the planchette.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

The only danger from an Ouija Board is if you smash a person in the throat with the folded up board or gouge someone's eye out with the planchette.

.... says the person who has probably never had things fly at their head from across the room- with nobody near them! When it comes to things like that most people do not believe (I was one of them) until freaky stuff that they can't rationally explain starts happening to them. But that is another story.

originally posted by: GeauxHomeYoureDrunk
.... says the person who has probably never had things fly at their head from across the room...

Of course I have, I'm married.

I used a Ouija Board once.

I called up a demon to wreck havoc across the land and to make people miserable.


His name is Trump.

Sorry.

My bad.

a reply to: 14377

South pole is a frozen wasteleand of research huts. No Satan there. It's a toy, there's nothing about it that say's..... it's real. Zero, zilch, nada, nothing. If you want it to do the things the maker claims then it will for those minds. Just like the ghost shows on tv only do their stuff at night......like a ghost or spirit could give a shat about night or day. Night sets the mood for the minds that want to believe. I don't. I like how you brought two myths together, Satan & Santa. Cool for you.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Plus, it's decent fire starter.

a reply to: openyourmind1262

What if the boogieman brings you a Ouija board ? Did you ever think of that ?

originally posted by: openyourmind1262
Plus, it's decent fire starter.

Ants hate Ouija.

a reply to: 14377

I'll shoot the boogie man between his eyes and be done with the nonsense.

It´s forces from different angles adding or substracting, one direction ultimately wins.
Does it work alone?