I've got a better idea: Go outside for a walk through the woods. Find a lonely looking real frog. Teach it to sing and dance. Take it to the pub
instead of the fake frog. Have a few shots with the frog and tell each other stories about the Great Amphibian War of 1862. Create a friend who eats
your houseflies but never your cheesecake! You both win!
But that was sex education at Stellenberg High.
Be like a frog-bro.
Go swimming with a female and rub her tummy.
But that's nature.
I'm so glad I learnt the facts of life before anybody else.
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