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Curveball with DBCowboy

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posted on Sep, 2 2018 @ 01:01 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

I used to hate, hate, hate mother earth. I'd burn a forest for the lols and club a seal just to see the mess.

But she likes Iron Man 3?

Solid. *fist bump*




posted on Sep, 2 2018 @ 01:21 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Man, she was a snobby old hag. I hope you put something in her estogen.




posted on Sep, 2 2018 @ 01:26 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: ketsuko
a reply to: IAMTAT

I vaguely recall that Bat Boy was in the White House at one point.

I smell a dishtastic tell-all there ...


Indeed he was.
DB could also devote an entire thread to his time as Maxine Waters' Cabana Boy.


That's one chapter in my autobiography, "A Life Without Pants".



posted on Sep, 2 2018 @ 04:06 PM
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That was hilarious XD

I'm not sure who I'd get more excited to see you interview next, God or Gunther's replacement



posted on Sep, 2 2018 @ 04:48 PM
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You should interview more fictional people like Gandalf, Santa and George Washington.



posted on Sep, 2 2018 @ 04:57 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus


It all depends on who my contacts can get me in touch with and who would be believable.

I've turned down fictional character interviews with Trump, Warren, Hillary and Hitler.


They just aren't that realistic.



posted on Sep, 2 2018 @ 04:58 PM
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An 'Evil Twin' series of interviews would be nice.



posted on Sep, 2 2018 @ 05:02 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus


It all depends on who my contacts can get me in touch with and who would be believable.

I've turned down fictional character interviews with Trump, Warren, Hillary and Hitler.


They just aren't that realistic.



...Hillary's liver would have a lot to say too.



posted on Sep, 2 2018 @ 05:03 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

An interview with Hillary's liver.



Possible. . . . .



posted on Sep, 2 2018 @ 05:06 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: IAMTAT

An interview with Hillary's liver.



Possible. . . . .



...sure, the words would be slurred...but we can have her gall bladder translate.



posted on Sep, 2 2018 @ 05:10 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: IAMTAT

An interview with Hillary's liver.



Possible. . . . .



...sure, the words would be slurred...but we can have her gall bladder translate.


The only problem is that for every question I asked, the reply would be screaming.



posted on Sep, 2 2018 @ 05:14 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
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An interview with Hillary's liver.



Possible. . . . .


You should interview that green thing she gacked up into the glass, I still suspect it was her space alien controller.



posted on Sep, 2 2018 @ 05:17 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
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An interview with Hillary's liver.



Possible. . . . .


You should interview that green thing she gacked up into the glass, I still suspect it was her space alien controller.


THAT would be a journalistic SCOOP!



posted on Sep, 2 2018 @ 05:21 PM
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How about a two-fer interview? Hillary's liver, and Bill.

You know it would be hell keeping his eyes on you and not that cute forced assistant of yours, but it would be worth it.



posted on Sep, 2 2018 @ 05:26 PM
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a reply to: Nyiah

I could interview Bill's penis.








posted on Sep, 2 2018 @ 05:29 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: Nyiah

I could interview Bill's penis.






I dunno, man. His penis doesn't seem to have very good taste in women, it could be a conversation disaster.



posted on Sep, 2 2018 @ 05:31 PM
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I wouldn't want to leave a bad taste in anyone's mouth.



posted on Sep, 2 2018 @ 05:40 PM
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LOL. Good job DB. I enjoyed that very much. Keep em coming.






posted on Sep, 2 2018 @ 05:43 PM
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If we're doing body parts, Trump's spleen would be good. He sure does vent it a lot.



posted on Sep, 2 2018 @ 06:20 PM
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What a bitch! I'm totally moving to Elysium.




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