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The passing of gas to be banned by universities as misogynistic Hate Speech...

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posted on Aug, 28 2018 @ 10:31 PM
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a reply to: burdman30ott6




You've not spent much time around women, particularly sleeping ones, have you?


The absolute worst offenders.




posted on Aug, 28 2018 @ 10:34 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

No. He just spotted one of those vegans ...



posted on Aug, 28 2018 @ 10:34 PM
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I recall the story circulating that someone was given a government grant to breed fartless cows.

Logically, this means someone else needs a grant engineer fartless males.



posted on Aug, 28 2018 @ 10:37 PM
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a reply to: ketsuko


Fartless Cows was the name of my band in college.



posted on Aug, 28 2018 @ 10:50 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Funny, my poetry prof thought mine was called Brackish Result.



posted on Aug, 28 2018 @ 11:22 PM
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originally posted by: ketsuko
I recall the story circulating that someone was given a government grant to breed fartless cows.

Logically, this means someone else needs a grant engineer fartless males.


The solution was to feed the cattle fresh seaweed. But the only problem was covering up the smell of the fresh seaweed.



posted on Aug, 29 2018 @ 07:31 AM
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a reply to: stormcell

Perhaps we need noseless people. We're already working on it naturally as our senses of smell are already far less sensitive than most other animals'.



posted on Aug, 29 2018 @ 09:47 AM
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originally posted by: ketsuko
a reply to: DBCowboy

No. He just spotted one of those vegans ...


It's possible that people may have that reaction to me if they are close enough. Imagine this Peanuts character:

Except the large cloud following me around is made up of Hydrogen Sulfide, Methane, Carbon Dioxide, and airborne fecal microbes.

I'm not a vegetarian by choice. I just hate to cook. And I hate fast food even more.

Since I'm a big fan of the old TV Westerns genre, I determined that Pinto Beans must be the perfect food. Although I find it interesting that, while this staple plays a major part in the dietary regime of those characters, its flatulent nature is never addressed.

The only piece of Old Westerns cinema that examines the subject in detail is Blazing Saddles; and I believe their depiction is quite accurate.


-dex



posted on Aug, 29 2018 @ 02:05 PM
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a reply to: DexterRiley

Beans , Beans
Good for the heart
The more you eat
The more you fart
The more you fart
The more you eat
Beans , Beans
Good for the heart



posted on Aug, 29 2018 @ 03:54 PM
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a reply to: Gothmog

Here's one for the ladies:

Beans, Beans
The musical fruit
The more you eat
The more you poot
The more you poot
The better you feel
So eat them beans at every meal!


-dex



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