SECRET...the ULITIMATE PHEROMONE for the ladies!!!

originally posted by: Groot
My sweetness and charm has always won over the ladies.

The rocket in my pocket kept them around.

Maybe its the Tree in you?

Nyiah did say they liked the Woodsy type...for your sake, I hope shes a woman, or you could always branch out. If not you can just leaf. Im Rootin for ya........

I have always found the scent that makes those panties drop to be fresh green ink on paper.

a reply to: Flyingclaydisk


Cinnamon huh? And here I was thinking it was me being charming and debonair. I always carried a pack of Big Red, what a fool I have been.

a reply to: gort51

Now you got him stumped.

bally

Just clean and fresh.....and your own personal pheromones will do the

rest!!

originally posted by: Raggedyman
I have noted that women are always around the sink, might try me some dish washing liquid, see if that works

This^ one may be the reason why no man has ever been
shot to death while doing the dishes. Good grab, Raggedy.

For a natural scent that doesn't repel the opposite sex,
I'm an old guy and out of the game... but bathing at least
once daily along with not going back and rolling around on
the bumpy lawn seems to work. We have four large dogs:
that would be like DeathFM for the mostly octogenarian
wedding reception guest list. But WTH cue Haggaroth...

EDIT: I find speed, black and GoreWave easier to listen to
than Rense with a recurring guest. More comprehensible too..

Wait hold on, so girls get turned on by cinnamon and cinnamon smells a lot like girls? So girls get turned on by their own smell?

originally posted by: bally001
a reply to: Groot

This is all getting very expensive.

Kind regards,

bally

That’s why women like deep pockets

a reply to: Flyingclaydisk

So i thought the SECRET in the title was..

originally posted by: abe froman
I have always found the scent that makes those panties drop to be fresh green ink on paper.

Beat me to it.

I kind of prefer Chanel but ok..

Booze and sweat seems to work just fine for me.

Unfortunately for me, my pheromones are toxic. Much like my toxic personality.

The only known odor that can temporarily overcome that toxicity is the aforementioned blue-green ink on fresh government linen paper.

Some 30 or so years ago, I had a sufficient amount of that fragrance to attract a female who was brave enough to become my wife. Of course this nuptial-related action lead to the eventual depletion of that resource, with the corresponding dissolution of said nuptials.

Now I walk around, shrouded in a toxic cloud of anti-pheromones.

I can also attest to the fact that the green ink from a inkjet printer on recycled white copy paper doesn't have the same effect.


-dex

a reply to: Flyingclaydisk

Growing up I noticed that women got turned on by the smell of money,still biggest female attractor,like one female said" I'm bi sexual,buy me something and I'll become sexual"