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When Saltine Crackers go bad...

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posted on Aug, 24 2018 @ 01:21 AM
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a reply to: IgnoranceIsntBlisss

Were they made in China?




posted on Aug, 24 2018 @ 01:52 AM
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originally posted by: Phage
a reply to: IgnoranceIsntBlisss

Saltines are not people.


Yeah but....Soylent Green

Never mind I just seen someone beat me to it
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posted on Aug, 24 2018 @ 01:53 AM
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Obviously.
But you're late.
www.abovetopsecret.com...
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posted on Aug, 24 2018 @ 02:17 AM
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a reply to: IgnoranceIsntBlisss

Jim Stone will tell you have put a substance in petrol to make it go off after its been left to sit for any more than a few weeks.

He will also tell you they did to stop the survivalist terros. Did as a national security measure.



posted on Aug, 24 2018 @ 02:46 AM
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a reply to: IgnoranceIsntBlisss

Why would you ruin perfectly good paint by putting saltines in it, or throwing it in the fire and such???

Everyone knows (and I mean EVERYONE) yer 'sposed to gnaw yer paint off the door frame with your tooths! 'Specially the leaded kind!



posted on Aug, 24 2018 @ 04:58 AM
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a reply to: rickymouse


I don't have much to say about your experiment, but I agree wholeheartedly that stale saltine crackers are inedible.



posted on Aug, 24 2018 @ 07:46 AM
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And eating them wasnt even possible (despite having toppings worth roughing it for all ready to go), as they tasted like... paint.


How do you know what paint tastes like, and how often do you eat it?




posted on Aug, 24 2018 @ 08:02 AM
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It's often said the road to hell is paved with stale saltine crackers. Old sayings are often true.



posted on Aug, 24 2018 @ 01:42 PM
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This is why we keep chickens. All the non-poultry-based table scraps, plus vegetables "rediscovered" in the bottom drawer of the fridge, all become chicken fodder.

The girls like a bit of a crunch. And they are ok with salt/spice.


A few of their favorites, in no apparent order:

-pizza crust
-powder (i.e., flavor crystals) from the bottom of a Doritos bag
-fish guts from cleaning the catch of the day
-leftover worms from fishing trip
-the hard, plastic-like dried-out edge of a slice of cheese.
-corn cobs from sweet corn at the barbecue.
-moldy bread
-moldy pancakes
-old Halloween Candy (but not the candy corn)
-old sunflower heads with the seeds in
- a field mouse caught stealing their Halloween candy
-leftover cooked rice
-rotten fruit.



posted on Aug, 24 2018 @ 01:50 PM
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a reply to: tovenar

Makes you wonder what candy corn is made out of.
I'm the only person I know that likes it!



posted on Aug, 24 2018 @ 09:09 PM
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Too much ganja and beer dude.



posted on Aug, 24 2018 @ 10:14 PM
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originally posted by: pointessa
a reply to: rickymouse


I don't have much to say about your experiment, but I agree wholeheartedly that stale saltine crackers are inedible.



We have some old recipes that use saltines sort of like breadcrumbs for coating things and also to use in meatloaf and meatballs to counteract the egg.



posted on Sep, 1 2018 @ 05:20 PM
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Soylent Green is.... Spirulina and or Chlorella




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