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When Saltine Crackers go bad...

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posted on Aug, 23 2018 @ 11:07 PM
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a reply to: Phage

Soylent green is. . .




posted on Aug, 23 2018 @ 11:10 PM
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a reply to: IgnoranceIsntBlisss



Did the smoke turn black from the paint?



posted on Aug, 23 2018 @ 11:10 PM
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a reply to: randomtangentsrme

CNN is made of peeple...




posted on Aug, 23 2018 @ 11:11 PM
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Just use a can of cheap salmon, some of them stale crackers and a egg, mix em all up and make patties out of the mixture. fry em up with some of the most leftover oils. (bacon grease & old refined canola oils, my favorite)

Then you will see crackers never age.



posted on Aug, 23 2018 @ 11:16 PM
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a reply to: IgnoranceIsntBlisss

Liberals aren't people.

Everybody knows that.



posted on Aug, 23 2018 @ 11:16 PM
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originally posted by: Phage
a reply to: IgnoranceIsntBlisss

Invent your own damned machine then.


Reading the post between you two is priceless



posted on Aug, 23 2018 @ 11:17 PM
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originally posted by: randomtangentsrme
a reply to: Phage

Soylent green is. . .


Yeah, but does it burn as well?



posted on Aug, 23 2018 @ 11:18 PM
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a reply to: Disenchanted1

So you'd mix up salmon and eggs with latex paint, intent in eating the concoction??




posted on Aug, 23 2018 @ 11:24 PM
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originally posted by: IgnoranceIsntBlisss

And eating them wasnt even possible (despite having toppings worth roughing it for all ready to go), as they tasted like... paint.

Not quite as bad as oil based paint, at least, nor quite like epoxy paint (which I surmise has no taste as its such a perfectly hard material), but definitely like 3 day dried latex acrylic paint.



You may want to change up your eating habits up. I'm worried when you're able to cross-reference oil based, latex, and epoxy based paints to expired crackers.

What's even more troubling is all Phage said was "Holy Crap", not sure if he was impressed or jealous.
edit on 23-8-2018 by Realtruth because: (no reason given)



posted on Aug, 23 2018 @ 11:30 PM
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originally posted by: Phage
a reply to: IgnoranceIsntBlisss

Liberals aren't people.

Everybody knows that.


But they do like expired crackers it would appear.



posted on Aug, 23 2018 @ 11:31 PM
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a reply to: highvein

Only when combined with paint.


Weird.



posted on Aug, 23 2018 @ 11:38 PM
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Man, ya’ll is sooooo lame...

Go Native Alaskan and buy some Sailor Boy Pilot Bread!!!

Crap lasts forever!

And tastes like it.


Oh, they only sell it to Alaskans anymore so you are SOL on crappy crackers!

Sea Rats is worse.,.



posted on Aug, 23 2018 @ 11:42 PM
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a reply to: TEOTWAWKIAIFF

Lies!
they sell it on Amazon and 79 people said it was perfectly yummy



posted on Aug, 23 2018 @ 11:43 PM
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a reply to: Realtruth

Touché! Lol

As always, full of energy, lots of detail and on point IIB.

S&f because OP was entertaining and it kept my attention.
edit on 23-8-2018 by kimish because: (no reason given)



posted on Aug, 23 2018 @ 11:54 PM
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a reply to: TEOTWAWKIAIFF

Is that what we call Saloon Pilots?


Great snack. Tuna. Or peanut butter. Sardines.

Deliciousness!


Never tried them with paint.

edit on 8/23/2018 by Phage because: (no reason given)



posted on Aug, 23 2018 @ 11:54 PM
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originally posted by: Allaroundyou
a reply to: IgnoranceIsntBlisss

Interesting thread but I have one thing to ask....How is it that you know what all that paint taste like?




Have you never painted anything? Invariably- and usually with a crummy brush, you will almost always manage to spatter some on your face and mouth. Rough patches, corners, and odd shapes also help along the process. Plus, if the smell is bad enough, it'll work its way past your nose, and tickle your taste buds that way.



posted on Aug, 24 2018 @ 12:03 AM
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a reply to: Realtruth

I'm not sure if the OP has ever eaten paint but I can say this,
I once had ice tea at a friends house, (she was a horrible cook and couldn't follow a recipe)
that ice tea tasted exactly like dust. I had never eaten dust but if I ever did I imagine that is the exact taste it would have. I wouldn't even know what dust tastes like until having that tea.

Speaking of tea have you ever had gunpowder tea? If not I assure you it has the flavor of an old leather boot. The first time I tasted it I spit it out. I then proceeded to make everyone at the table taste it and they all agreed with me 100% leather boot flavor!

My guess is the OP is a painter and has smelled lots and paint and associates the tasted with those smells. Or I could be wrong and the OP just loves to eat paint and is a freak.



posted on Aug, 24 2018 @ 12:16 AM
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My Unicorn I have never been this triggered.

My apologies for the good grammar and for spelling everything right. I'm having a really really unsafe day.
edit on 24-8-2018 by gernblan because: I broke the key off in the lock of my crying closet, oops



posted on Aug, 24 2018 @ 12:34 AM
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originally posted by: randomtangentsrme
a reply to: Phage

Soylent green is. . .



Which rhymes with -- Saltine... They're not even trying to hide it!



posted on Aug, 24 2018 @ 01:13 AM
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Vegan food - even in a hurricane with the choice of death by starvation or going vegan, many in Houston would choose starvation:

twitter.com...

Not forgetting emergency spices:

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