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"Taking Applications For A New Best Friend"

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posted on Aug, 23 2018 @ 08:34 PM
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a reply to: TheLead

Last friend... HAHHA... assuming I had a first. =(




posted on Aug, 23 2018 @ 08:39 PM
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You nerds really don't understand sarcasm huh?

Please watch IASIP and get back to me. This site is do DROLL and boring.. LoL fuh REALZ geniuses...



posted on Aug, 23 2018 @ 08:41 PM
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a reply to: DeReK DaRkLy

Thanks mate. Do you like talking about chooks?

Just putting it out there.

bally


(post by DeReK DaRkLy removed for a serious terms and conditions violation)

posted on Aug, 23 2018 @ 08:50 PM
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a reply to: DeReK DaRkLy

Okay, I'm down, but no thongs. And you must wear a unitard.



posted on Aug, 23 2018 @ 08:50 PM
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a reply to: DeReK DaRkLy

Well I do have some well bred cats. What color do you prefer mate!

I'll call them in "Puss Puss Puss Puss." here they are. Take yer pick on which one you want to eat.

Kind regards as always,

bally



posted on Aug, 23 2018 @ 08:54 PM
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Well [CENSORED] the ATS overlords thought I went too "G. Carlin" just now.. so why waste a good vodka and lemonade buzz, when i can go cook steak and think about my life choices?!

Sorry for killing Thursd'y night like like a 120 lvl Dohvakin! Pimpz out! Getcha drank on ya'll!! PEACE!!!

u shoudla seen mah censored line! LoLOlOL


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15b.) Profanity: You will not use profanity in our forums on the Websites, and will neither Post with language or content that is obscene, sexually oriented, or sexually suggestive nor link to sites that contain such content. You will also not use common alternative spellings or net-speak alternative for profane words.

edit on 23-8-2018 by elevatedone because: (no reason given)



posted on Aug, 23 2018 @ 08:59 PM
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a reply to: DeReK DaRkLy

Go for it mate. Censored line was readable. Love being common. Site suits me.


bally and animals.



posted on Aug, 23 2018 @ 09:03 PM
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a reply to: bally001

Bro, and I used SO many asterisks... SO many!!!... I filled myself up with them..then I shot them out unto the interspermz of all the web-traffix... but these so-dubbed 'modulators'.. they just want power... and an occasional trip to Jamaica... i don't get it..!,,,!... :-(



posted on Aug, 23 2018 @ 09:06 PM
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a reply to: DeReK DaRkLy

It's cool. We all need some moderation. I've recently been smacked. Just got baited. Should shut me mouth, Love this site.

There are some that get away with it, shills and such and others that reply who don't. You wanna mate? I'm here but I like chooks.

Kind regards as always,

bally



posted on Aug, 23 2018 @ 09:09 PM
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originally posted by: bally001
a reply to: DeReK DaRkLy

It's cool. We all need some moderation. I've recently been smacked. Just got baited. Should shut me mouth, Love this site.

There are some that get away with it, shills and such and others that reply who don't. You wanna mate? I'm here but I like chooks.

Kind regards as always,

bally


DON'T YOU TRY TO END THIS! ARE WE SECOND-BEST-FREINDS or WHAT?! COME ON!!!!!! :-(



posted on Aug, 23 2018 @ 09:14 PM
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a reply to: DeReK DaRkLy

Second best? Damnit! Always I got second best. In athletics, swimming and life in general. Crikey that hurts but I accept a second.

Beats third aye.

Cheers for your compliments. No ending. Love interaction.

Love ya.

bally

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posted on Aug, 23 2018 @ 09:18 PM
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a reply to: bally001

Whoa... did you really say 'Crikey?'


And... (also) I am heated up like a TV dinner...

Are you a woman, by chance? =[



posted on Aug, 23 2018 @ 09:20 PM
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Forms always remind me of bureaucracy:

Fill in the Best Friend form page one:

You are: please fill in which species, age, gender and birth date.

And you would like to be best friends with a member of which species?
Please fill in the Latin name, if not human, the age, gender and species.
Was your application successful?

Nope, the pet rats decided that there was no future in this friendship.



posted on Aug, 23 2018 @ 09:22 PM
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a reply to: DeReK DaRkLy

Sorry lol, why do people think that? No, I'm a old bloke. I have a family.

Not the first time.

Just being friendly.

Sorry.

bally




posted on Aug, 23 2018 @ 09:22 PM
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Stinkfoot.. or whatever your name is.... u care to weigh in on this?? Don't be shy. Step forth!

You are, after all, my Queen/King...



posted on Aug, 23 2018 @ 09:24 PM
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originally posted by: halfoldman
Forms always remind me of bureaucracy:

Fill in the Best Friend form page one:

You are: please fill in which species, age, gender and birth date.

And you would like to be best friends with a member of which species?
Please fill in the Latin name, if not human, the age, gender and species.
Was your application successful?

Nope, the pet rats decided that there was no future in this friendship.


Can anyone help me here?? I mean it's like ***** in a ***** with a big ****** right in the *****....really?



posted on Aug, 23 2018 @ 09:24 PM
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a reply to: DeReK DaRkLy

Well, my feet stink at the moment because I've been fighting a bushfire. Not enough water for a shower.

Are you referring to me?

bally?



posted on Aug, 23 2018 @ 09:26 PM
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originally posted by: DeReK DaRkLy

originally posted by: halfoldman
Forms always remind me of bureaucracy:

Fill in the Best Friend form page one:

You are: please fill in which species, age, gender and birth date.

And you would like to be best friends with a member of which species?
Please fill in the Latin name, if not human, the age, gender and species.
Was your application successful?

Nope, the pet rats decided that there was no future in this friendship.


Can anyone help me here?? I mean it's like ***** in a ***** with a big ****** right in the *****....really?


Trying to help mate.

bally



posted on Aug, 23 2018 @ 09:28 PM
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a reply to: bally001


No they planted someone.. and then un-planted them.. thinking they are 'clever'... LoL yet, eh.... this site is an experiment..nothing more..nothing less.. THEY KNOW.. LoL do you? Clownz, Inc. ???



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