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MN Vikings US Bank Stadium Hosting an Animal Sacrifice Festival on21,22 Aug- Super EID For Muslims

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posted on Aug, 17 2018 @ 07:40 AM
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originally posted by: CanadianMason
a reply to: CriticalStinker




I'm human, everyone else is human, I'm wrong about some things....


You might be wrong about your second statement. Maybe not everyone is human. Trump says some people are acually animals.


How right you are.

Does this mean they will have some "human animals" to be sacrificed too ??

Oh, and since it is to be in a sports stadium, do you think there will be T V coverage ?? At least ESPN should be there.




posted on Aug, 17 2018 @ 07:40 AM
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Is there a difference between killing an animal for consumption as food and killing it to make some made up god happy. I would think so.

As long as it becomes food I suppose the end result is the same. Maybe thinking your god likes you is a bonus.


A camel or cow can be shared by seven people


Tip: PETA, keep an eye on camel imports. You do want to keep your followers happy.
edit on 8/17/2018 by roadgravel because: typos



posted on Aug, 17 2018 @ 08:10 AM
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a reply to: TheJesuit

Super Eid, fun for the whole family!

Bazaar
Horse Rides (Don't worry. They will probably survive.)
Carnival Games.
Zip Lining.
Inflatables. (Bouncy castles, not what you're thinking.)
Bump Cars. (Mounted artillery optional.)
Free Food. (For just $15...and a sacrificial animal offering. That's not much to ask for, for free food, is it?)
Petting Zoo. (Puh..leez. The satire can't get any easier than this. Pet your food before you eat it? AugustusMasonicus, help me out here!)
Face Painting. (Camo only. No clowns allowed.)
Toddler Activities. (Treasure Hunting; arts and crafts; IED basics (apologies, EID); comedy classes, maybe?)
Contest and Prizes. (1 contest; 2 prizes. Figure that one out.)

Super EID Carnival 2018!



posted on Aug, 17 2018 @ 08:18 AM
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a reply to: tinymind

Well, since you brought it up, are you wondering whether any MS-13ers will be there for the show, as in, volunteering for 'certain' jobs? Maybe Pelosi will be there, too, and CNN!
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posted on Aug, 17 2018 @ 08:20 AM
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originally posted by: CanadianMason
AugustusMasonicus, help me out here!


You're doing alright here, man.

If it had an apostate beheading booth I'd absolutely attend.



posted on Aug, 17 2018 @ 08:23 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

So long as the beheader was a ventriloquist, I'd attend, too.



posted on Aug, 17 2018 @ 08:24 AM
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a reply to: CanadianMason


They could make the dead animal talk with the dead heretic. Fun for all your kids and wives.




edit on 17-8-2018 by AugustusMasonicus because: Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn



posted on Aug, 17 2018 @ 08:27 AM
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a reply to: CanadianMason

Where the BBQ cook off? After all, there seems to be dead animals available.

Personally, I would be wary of any god who doesn't like BBQ.



posted on Aug, 17 2018 @ 08:29 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Dead animal: Hey, Paco!

Dead heretic: What...

Dead animal: I like your face tat.

Dead heretic: That's not a tattoo, man.

Dead animal: Who 'ya callin' 'man'?



posted on Aug, 17 2018 @ 08:33 AM
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a reply to: roadgravel




...any god who doesn't like BBQ.





posted on Aug, 17 2018 @ 08:36 AM
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I am thinking "Carnivals for gods" is a great business opportunity. What kid is going to want to spend Sunday morning in a church when he can be at a carnival.



posted on Aug, 17 2018 @ 08:39 AM
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a reply to: CanadianMason

Would have used that yesterday cooking a brisket. Good news is I now know it for next time (sacrifice to the BBQ god).

Tks.



posted on Aug, 17 2018 @ 08:44 AM
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Bet security is going to be insane for this. 50k Muslims in a stadium is going to be a hard thing to keep crazies away from doing something stupid.



posted on Aug, 17 2018 @ 08:48 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: CanadianMason


They could make the dead animal talk with the dead heretic. Fun for all your kids and wives.





Do you think they would have "Achmed-the dead terrorist" there for the kids ???
He could even do a class based on experience.



posted on Aug, 17 2018 @ 08:51 AM
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a reply to: tinymind


Maybe if he got some funny jokes, he's about as good as Lame-o the Cable Guy.



posted on Aug, 17 2018 @ 09:01 AM
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a reply to: TheJesuit

Regardless as to what happens, I'm betting that they won't be selling hot dogs from the concession stand.



posted on Aug, 17 2018 @ 09:15 AM
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I was thinking of going on Tuesday Aug 22, per their site, but my calendar won't accept it.

Now if they could move the 22nd to Wednesday...



posted on Aug, 17 2018 @ 09:24 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Deetermined
There will be no animal sacrifice or scared and crying children.


Join the Masons, we have more fun than Muslims.


So if Muslims do indeed have fun, and Masons have even more fun than that, then it stands to reason that an actual Muslim Mason must be the absolute bomb at your parties (pardon the pun).



posted on Aug, 17 2018 @ 09:34 AM
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originally posted by: Kester
a reply to: TheJesuit


A sheep or goat is used as a single offering and is sufficient for one household

A camel or cow can be shared by seven people
www.drkhalid.co.uk...

Will the elephant in the room be sacrificed for a big crowd?

Maybe a blue whale?
Even with a conservative estimate of 10 people per household.... that is 5,000 goats.

What do they do with the carcass after the sacrifice?



posted on Aug, 17 2018 @ 09:46 AM
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originally posted by: Sublimecraft
So if Muslims do indeed have fun, and Masons have even more fun than that, then it stands to reason that an actual Muslim Mason must be the absolute bomb at your parties (pardon the pun).


I could tell you how funny they are but every joke about me telling you how funny they are starts by me looking over my shoulder.







 
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