Excerpts From A Trial [TCD2018]

originally posted by: SlapMonkey
Now, about that Pappy you mentioned...you sharing?

Yes, but no ice.

Fictitiously speaking, this is one of the best fictionally fictitious works of fictional fiction ever completely made up by any fictitious writer of fiction.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Fictitiously speaking, this is one of the best fictionally fictitious works of fictional fiction ever completely made up by any fictitious writer of fiction.

I never even read it because I wasn't there.

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Fictitiously speaking, this is one of the best fictionally fictitious works of fictional fiction ever completely made up by any fictitious writer of fiction.

I never even read it because I wasn't there.

I never read it either because I've taken a vow of illiteracy.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I'd comment on this continuing story but I really don't want to get extradited. And...I don't have a passport so up yours US authorities.

Good story, keep confessing.

bally.

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Fictitiously speaking, this is one of the best fictionally fictitious works of fictional fiction ever completely made up by any fictitious writer of fiction.

I never even read it because I wasn't there.

I never read it either because I've taken a vow of illiteracy.

You wrote it so it must be true!

originally posted by: bally001
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I'd comment on this continuing story but I really don't want to get extradited. And...I don't have a passport so up yours US authorities.

Good story, keep confessing.

bally.

All you ever need is a towel.

And maybe a bus token and a gorilla mask.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Well done, certainly got that grin factor

originally posted by: DBCowboy
You wrote it so it must be true!

Right? Write.

originally posted by: bally001
I'd comment on this continuing story but I really don't want to get extradited.

Do you have any friends in low places? Like from Australia? Their criminal genetics do come in handy occasionally.

originally posted by: SprocketUK
Well done, certainly got that grin factor

As a Mason I find jury tampering to be rather funny as well.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Understandable.

Maybe those plastic frozen ice cubes with fake flies in them?

originally posted by: SlapMonkey
Maybe those plastic frozen ice cubes with fake flies in them?

DB has drank worse.

originally posted by: SlapMonkey
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Understandable.

Maybe those plastic frozen ice cubes with fake flies in them?

I call those, "hors d'oeuvres".

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: SlapMonkey
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Understandable.

Maybe those plastic frozen ice cubes with fake flies in them?

I call those, "hors d'oeuvres".

Which, in English, means "Fire Bananas".

a reply to: DBCowboy

It's the Kentucky Protein Shake

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Which, in English, means "Fire Bananas".

I thought you were illiterate?

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Which, in English, means "Fire Bananas".

I thought you were illiterate?

I'm feeling much better now.

I liked it but am afraid to say so.
I am apparently offensive.

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Which, in English, means "Fire Bananas".

I thought you were illiterate?

I'm feeling much better now.

That's unfortunate. I was looking forward to your ebonics laden posts.