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Grandma shoots masterbating cyclist trying to break into her house!

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posted on Aug, 9 2018 @ 03:41 PM
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a reply to: Sillyolme

The internet has become sentient and doesn't want you to flag this story




posted on Aug, 9 2018 @ 03:45 PM
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a reply to: JAGStorm

gotta be florida..

amirite?

nope! it was houston

Although he managed to get back on the bike and peddle a few times he did not get off
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posted on Aug, 9 2018 @ 03:46 PM
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Maybe the cyclist and the clean thoroughbred white girl can make a love connection after he gets out of the hospital.



posted on Aug, 9 2018 @ 03:49 PM
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a reply to: howtonhawky

That is the exact thing I first thought of, has to be Floriduh
Believe it or not, it was Houston!!!



posted on Aug, 9 2018 @ 03:51 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

That is why I don't buy second hand bicycles



posted on Aug, 9 2018 @ 03:56 PM
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*handcycle.




posted on Aug, 9 2018 @ 04:11 PM
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a reply to: JAGStorm

This is another thread title up for Title of the Year!!

It's right up there with...

"Angry Troglodyte Lesbians Take Over San-Francisco."





posted on Aug, 9 2018 @ 04:23 PM
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originally posted by: Flyingclaydisk
a reply to: JAGStorm
"Angry Troglodyte Lesbians Take Over San-Francisco."


and suddenly ..



posted on Aug, 9 2018 @ 04:35 PM
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originally posted by: Flyingclaydisk
a reply to: JAGStorm

This is another thread title up for Title of the Year!!

It's right up there with...

"Angry Troglodyte Lesbians Take Over San-Francisco."




There have been some good ones!

Florida men, one dressed in bull onesie, attempt to burn down house with Ragu sauce, police say

www.abovetopsecret.com...
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posted on Aug, 9 2018 @ 04:40 PM
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Ding Dong !



posted on Aug, 9 2018 @ 04:58 PM
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a reply to: JAGStorm

This thread needs to be preserved in the news article title hall of fame!




posted on Aug, 9 2018 @ 05:05 PM
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Had Grandma shot a few inches lower that cyclist would be singing soprano.




posted on Aug, 9 2018 @ 05:14 PM
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a reply to: neo96

Yep, too bad she didn’t shoot him in the frank and beans.



posted on Aug, 9 2018 @ 05:44 PM
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a reply to: JAGStorm

That is some serious multitasking.

I can't understand the logistics going on for that to even be possible.



posted on Aug, 9 2018 @ 08:35 PM
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a reply to: TheWisestCumbrian

Thanks for making me blow my beverage out of my nose dude.


Top comment sir, kudos!




posted on Aug, 9 2018 @ 08:37 PM
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a reply to: JAGStorm

So , he was Steering with one hand ?



posted on Aug, 9 2018 @ 10:48 PM
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a reply to: Xtrozero

I heard the guy was completely incapacitated once the load was blown.



posted on Aug, 9 2018 @ 11:36 PM
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originally posted by: CriticalStinker
a reply to: JAGStorm

Is it wrong if I think the title is hilarious?


I'm just surprised the two words "Florida man" aren't in a headline like that.



posted on Aug, 9 2018 @ 11:39 PM
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originally posted by: TheWisestCumbrian
This dude gives us normal masturbating cyclists a bad name.

Now we'll never get to the Olympics.



You don't post often but I'm usually happy you did, lol.



posted on Aug, 10 2018 @ 01:42 AM
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originally posted by: JAGStorm
a reply to: IAMTAT

That is why I don't buy second hand bicycles


I agree. You never know how they've been handled.

Some people tend to jerk them around a lot.

And it's impossible to tell how many blow outs it's had.


-dex




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