Grandma shoots masterbating cyclist trying to break into her house!

a reply to: Sillyolme

The internet has become sentient and doesn't want you to flag this story

a reply to: JAGStorm

gotta be florida..

amirite?

nope! it was houston

Although he managed to get back on the bike and peddle a few times he did not get off

Maybe the cyclist and the clean thoroughbred white girl can make a love connection after he gets out of the hospital.

a reply to: howtonhawky

That is the exact thing I first thought of, has to be Floriduh
Believe it or not, it was Houston!!!

a reply to: IAMTAT

That is why I don't buy second hand bicycles

*handcycle.

a reply to: JAGStorm

This is another thread title up for Title of the Year!!

It's right up there with...

"Angry Troglodyte Lesbians Take Over San-Francisco."

originally posted by: Flyingclaydisk
a reply to: JAGStorm
"Angry Troglodyte Lesbians Take Over San-Francisco."

and suddenly ..

originally posted by: Flyingclaydisk
a reply to: JAGStorm

This is another thread title up for Title of the Year!!

It's right up there with...

"Angry Troglodyte Lesbians Take Over San-Francisco."

There have been some good ones!

Florida men, one dressed in bull onesie, attempt to burn down house with Ragu sauce, police say

www.abovetopsecret.com...

Ding Dong !

a reply to: JAGStorm

This thread needs to be preserved in the news article title hall of fame!

Had Grandma shot a few inches lower that cyclist would be singing soprano.

a reply to: neo96

Yep, too bad she didn’t shoot him in the frank and beans.

a reply to: JAGStorm

That is some serious multitasking.

I can't understand the logistics going on for that to even be possible.

a reply to: TheWisestCumbrian

Thanks for making me blow my beverage out of my nose dude.

Top comment sir, kudos!

a reply to: JAGStorm

So , he was Steering with one hand ?

a reply to: Xtrozero

I heard the guy was completely incapacitated once the load was blown.

originally posted by: CriticalStinker
a reply to: JAGStorm

Is it wrong if I think the title is hilarious?

I'm just surprised the two words "Florida man" aren't in a headline like that.

originally posted by: TheWisestCumbrian
This dude gives us normal masturbating cyclists a bad name.

Now we'll never get to the Olympics.

You don't post often but I'm usually happy you did, lol.

originally posted by: JAGStorm
a reply to: IAMTAT

That is why I don't buy second hand bicycles

I agree. You never know how they've been handled.

Some people tend to jerk them around a lot.

And it's impossible to tell how many blow outs it's had.


-dex