posted on Aug, 9 2018 @ 03:41 PM
An old lady was having trouble getting over her husband's death.
She decided to end her life early, to be with her beloved in the afterlife.
She went to see her doctor the next day..
“Doctor, where is my heart?”
“On a woman’s body, it is just below the left breast.”
Wth that, the old lady goes home
takes her husband’s loaded handgun,
and shoots herself
the shot ricochets off of the helmet of the helmet of ...
...Mr masturbating cyclist !!
who calls 911.
Paramedics arrive ...
Old lady gets admitted with a gun-shot wound to the left foot