Man Called his Wife : "ET kidnapped me, help me my love..."

A woman went to village police station of Capilla del Monte (Córdoba, Argentina), on Friday night to report she received a phone call from her husband a few minutes earlier, warning that he had been abducted by aliens and they took him to the spaceship.

The police wonder why the aliens kidnapped the man on Friday night and return it on Sunday afternoon.

Apparently, it's not the first time that man is selected by aliens, but he has never been absent for so long.

The wife, declared to the police, that the aliens have subjected him to horrible tests, injecting a liquid that leaves a breath very similar to wine.

Poor man !

"I don't remember what happened, I went to buy cigarettes and a white light wrapped me up.... Then I only remember that I appeared walking in another place, with my shirt unbuttoned "

www.ensenadaonline.net...

OK, he says ET injects him with some substance that leaves him smelling like wine ?.....

-Go directly to Hoax Bin, do not pass GO, do not collect....

a reply to: Trueman

Nothing worse than aliens on a Friday, you could end up in any bar

originally posted by: manuelram16
OK, he says ET injects him with some substance that leaves him smelling like wine ?.....

-Go directly to Hoax Bin, do not pass GO, do not collect....

I didn't posted in the Aliens and UFO Forum. This is Chit Chat Forum.

originally posted by: Zcustosmorum
a reply to: Trueman

Nothing worse than aliens on a Friday, you could end up in any bar

Yeah, nothing like an ET weekend party !

a reply to: Trueman

that the aliens have subjected him to horrible tests, injecting a liquid that leaves a breath very similar to wine.

And all I got was an anal probe !

Needs better aliens. I get the cognac scented stuff.

originally posted by: gortex
a reply to: Trueman

that the aliens have subjected him to horrible tests, injecting a liquid that leaves a breath very similar to wine.

And all I got was an anal probe !

At least you didn't get pregnant.

Bet the aliens robbed him of all his money too.

This might explain my persistent memory loss...

And that smell of Vodka

originally posted by: wylekat
Needs better aliens. I get the cognac scented stuff.

Like this one ?









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a reply to: Trueman

Good lord. You found pics of my ex at her wedding.

He must have picked such a stupid wife on purpose ... this story is rather humorous... though I do feel for the poor woman. Imagine when it finally dawns on her she is being duped . 😏

a reply to: Trueman
Crap! thought you were serious.....(sic)

originally posted by: manuelram16
a reply to: Trueman
Crap! thought you were serious.....(sic)

Hahaha.....Gotcha !

a reply to: Trueman

There is a movie about something like this called The Lost Weekend(the guy doesn't get abducted, he is just a black out drunk). Sounds to me like he was on a binge.

a reply to: Trueman
A phone that could get a signal while on board a spaceship? Must be a good make.
(His credibility could have been slightly better if he had phoned after the "release")

originally posted by: DISRAELI
a reply to: Trueman
A phone that could get a signal while on board a spaceship? Must be a good make.
(His credibility could have been slightly better if he had phoned after the "release")

Or post on FB some selfies of the party on board.

They also tried to abduct the wife but changed their mind 4 minutes later lol