Hmm....the orginal theory just confused the hell out of me so this is the version i rewrote:
Gryffen's Dumb Ass Big Bang Theory
In the beginning of whatever century or decade it was some smart A$$ Astrophysicist came up with a theory that shook the foundations of how we
percieved the beginning of mankind!
Whenever i hear this theory i have to remember that i wrote a simple version as i will now explain:
Whenever the blackness (whatever was before the BigBang) decided to pop its clogs, there was a massive collection of all these gases and things that
scientists can explain about and when the gases and stuff exploded all these things came fleeing out of the bang and started forming planets, suns and
star stuff!
Over the many millenia (oh...big words!!) planets took shape and life decided to form out of goo and other nasty stuff lying around the
place.....around 65 million years ago...these turned into dinosaurs and then a big ass piece of rock came crashing into earth and wiped all the poor
things out!
65 milion years later....were here!
Hey...i wrote that down in a really teed off mood....probably not funny but i get a laugh!