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originally posted by: SummerRain
I admit, I am a Russian troll.
I like vodka, and keep trying to get a Russian bride in the mail. Those ikea Russian brides just don't work, I can never find the allen key for the important bits and there is always something left over. I have a bag full of random fingers now. And they're all pointing at me
I also always cheer on the Russian crime boss in all things; movies, tv shows, games. Dmitri just has charisma about him.
So it's true... I am a secret Russian. Perestroika, nyet, bylat comrade !!
... Wait, that was a trick wasn't it.. Damn it.. Ahha ha haaaa.. I was kidding, kidding. I an nyet a Russian!! I mean Not, not ...