Facebook deleted several Russian trolls - ATS has some, too. Here:

In the last weeks, ATS undertook a deep inspection into members accounts and IP-adresses to find members from Russia who try to troll as US-americans.

It was hard work, and we all should acknowledge the time and effort spend by some of the most prominent people on this board.

In accordance with them (wanting to stay out of public discussion about this), I may present you one of the most prolific and determined trolls on this board: you can take a view here.

But fear not, ATS has included a new security feature to protect you: by pressing CTRL+F4 you regain near-full control over the board so you can remove known trolls from your thread!
Should your browser stop working someone other was quicker than you and dropped your connection! Try again, but be faster this time!

Nice
But not original

a reply to: Gothmog

Never gets old. Especially for the new crowd.

a reply to: Gothmog

It was just the time to revive this.

I admit, I am a Russian troll.

I like vodka, and keep trying to get a Russian bride in the mail. Those ikea Russian brides just don't work, I can never find the allen key for the important bits and there is always something left over. I have a bag full of random fingers now. And they're all pointing at me

I also always cheer on the Russian crime boss in all things; movies, tv shows, games. Dmitri just has charisma about him.

So it's true... I am a secret Russian. Perestroika, nyet, bylat comrade !!

... Wait, that was a trick wasn't it.. Damn it.. Ahha ha haaaa.. I was kidding, kidding. I am nyet a Russian!! I mean Not, not ...

originally posted by: SummerRain
I admit, I am a Russian troll.

I like vodka, and keep trying to get a Russian bride in the mail. Those ikea Russian brides just don't work, I can never find the allen key for the important bits and there is always something left over. I have a bag full of random fingers now. And they're all pointing at me

I also always cheer on the Russian crime boss in all things; movies, tv shows, games. Dmitri just has charisma about him.

So it's true... I am a secret Russian. Perestroika, nyet, bylat comrade !!

... Wait, that was a trick wasn't it.. Damn it.. Ahha ha haaaa.. I was kidding, kidding. I an nyet a Russian!! I mean Not, not ...

PRESSING CTRL+F4!!!!

Edit: DAMN! Too slow! AGAIN!!

Edit2: DAMN!

Edit3: Okay, I give up. You better hackerman than me. Прост современный!

a reply to: ManFromEurope

NO CLOSE FOR YOU!!

It was my edit the second time, wa'nt it

I'm the sneaky ruskie that keeps on giving !

Russian trolls? Please. I'm more like their forefather. I came up in the AOL chatroom days. I practically invented the celebrity death hoax. Did you hear that DJ Jazzy Jeff died in a boating accident this morning off the coast of Miami? I was pretending to be a girl online to lure in creepers for my own amusement when these Russian trolls' older siblings were still being squirted into their father's socks.

a reply to: ManFromEurope

Meanwhile in Roosia.........

a reply to: ManFromEurope
It's ages since I've seen one of these threads. They used to be regular, every first of April.

a reply to: ManFromEurope

Gonna have to brush up my Russian again, thx comrade.

I am currently posting in my tracksuit.

a reply to: ManFromEurope

Very clever I must say. I am sorry for being such a “troll”.

a reply to: ManFromEurope

its funny somehow. there are time travellers talking on youtube and there are ufos on googlemaps and hillary is running a childtrafficpornwhatever and obama is from kenya and we never landed on the moon and the jews wants us all to die and ronald the donald is the best human being ever lived on this planet and the fbi wants to take your guns and liberals are all stupid sheeps (except the ones making surgery on my smoking lung full of cancer) and jfk was murdered by his own wife and 9/11 was a holographic porgramm and so on.

but russian bots trying to spread chaos around the globe? fake news!

a reply to: ManFromEurope

Putin would be proud of you guys!

a reply to: ManFromEurope

Damnit the Rocky got me the Drago again, I mistook you for an Apollo. That's my Creed and I'm sticking to it.

a reply to: ManFromEurope

Good. Keep the pressure on the Russian Bots.

Meanwhile, The Sith Internet Alliance can continue its dirty work.

originally posted by: hopenotfeariswhatweneed
a reply to: ManFromEurope

Gonna have to brush up my Russian again, thx comrade.

Nekotorym iz nas ne nuzhno obmanyvat', homie.