Boy. . . . . . ., did I mess up

a reply to: DBCowboy


Did you beat any subordinates today? I haven't.

But it's only 8:47AM here and it's still really early.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

It's not even 6 am here, got called into work at 5 am. I let my Gunthers sleep in.

It catches them off guard when I do things before they do.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
It catches them off guard when I do things before they do.

I always do stuff before my direct reports. Like go home and start drinking.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
It catches them off guard when I do things before they do.

I always do stuff before my direct reports. Like go home and start drinking.

Why wait until you're home?





It's one evil thing I do to my people.

I state in no uncertain terms that I will never work them harder than I work myself.

Then I come in at 5, work until 5 tonight, and expect them to at least put in an eleven-hour day!

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Why wait until you're home?

Because I'm a happy drunk and I'd be less prone to use the hose on them.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Why wait until you're home?

Because I'm a happy drunk and I'd be less prone to use the hose on them.

It only gets the hose if it doesn't put the lotion on it's skin!


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