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Revenge of the Reee. . . . The Reee Strikes Back

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posted on Jul, 31 2018 @ 10:02 AM
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a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

How do you "snort a doobie"? I mean you can smoke a doobie, be a doobie brother, be a doobie brother smoking a doobie, but never could one snort a doobie.




posted on Jul, 31 2018 @ 11:09 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
For 12 bucks.

Apiece.


Right. So are the straws they give away for free with an iced latte also wrapped in plastic? Those are the ones they are pledging to swap out with paper straws, are they not? So I wonder how many of these flavored straws they sell compared to the millions (?) they give away. Beats me. I don't go to Starbucks.



posted on Jul, 31 2018 @ 01:34 PM
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originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha
a reply to: DBCowboy

I hear they use their straws not for flavoring, but for snortin' doobies in the bathroom down by the Starbucks!




One time my friend (now deceased) injected three whole marijuana’s. It made him gay too before the OD.. rip



posted on Jul, 31 2018 @ 02:34 PM
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I'm one step ahead of the law.
Right now I'm cutting up flexible tubing in 10" lengths for street sale.
Comes with aquarium use only sticker



posted on Jul, 31 2018 @ 02:56 PM
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originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha
a reply to: ketsuko

I foresee 'strawbucks' becoming a buzz word we will soon hear about...







Sterberks the Kerfer people?
or:
Strawbucks the Covfeefe folks?



posted on Jul, 31 2018 @ 02:57 PM
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What's a Reee?



posted on Jul, 31 2018 @ 03:08 PM
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Paper straws suck ass. They stick to your lip and you feel like a kid trying to figure out how to smoke a filterless without the damn thing dangling from your bottom lip when you open your mouth, singing the teen goatee hairs on your chin as it pendulums down towards the fuzz.

The trend has hit Alaska now, but only in a few of the more froufrou restaurants... Sunday morning, for example, I left the restaurant we were having brunch in, drove across the parking lot from the nice restaurant to the IHOP next door, asked for a straw, then took the plastic straw and drove back to the nice restaurant to enjoy my iced tea like a man rather than like a child with the piece of crap paper straw they gave me. The net result? Their attempt to save the world generated more trash in the form of a straw wrapper and wasted paper straw (which I stuck in my tea to ensure it wouldn't be reused), plus whatever gas my guzzler of an Expedition used for the 45 second drive. See what I do now? I'm effing up your canoe, jackasses!



posted on Jul, 31 2018 @ 03:10 PM
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originally posted by: amazing
What's a Reee?




Those who autistically screetch at normal people over things that shouldn't be any of their concern.



posted on Jul, 31 2018 @ 03:11 PM
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originally posted by: burdman30ott6

originally posted by: amazing
What's a Reee?




Those who autistically screetch at normal people over things that shouldn't be any of their concern.


Thanks. Who made that word up? How did you find out about it?



posted on Jul, 31 2018 @ 03:13 PM
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originally posted by: amazing

originally posted by: burdman30ott6

originally posted by: amazing
What's a Reee?




Those who autistically screetch at normal people over things that shouldn't be any of their concern.


Thanks. Who made that word up?


The internet...


How did you find out about it?


I use the internet and am quite fond of memes, particularly dank ones.



posted on Jul, 31 2018 @ 03:16 PM
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originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha
a reply to: DBCowboy

I hear they use their straws not for flavoring, but for snortin' doobies in the bathroom down by the Starbucks!







Snortin' doobies!!!

I thought they were for injecting 2-3 weeds



posted on Jul, 31 2018 @ 03:39 PM
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originally posted by: Butterfinger

originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha
a reply to: DBCowboy

I hear they use their straws not for flavoring, but for snortin' doobies in the bathroom down by the Starbucks!







Snortin' doobies!!!

I thought they were for injecting 2-3 weeds
Yes, it is known.

Why do you think Starbucks made their bathrooms now open to anyone? This Soros backed plot intends to flood your coffee shops with homeless weed injecters. Hide your children.
edit on 31-7-2018 by Quetzalcoatl14 because: (no reason given)

edit on 31-7-2018 by Quetzalcoatl14 because: (no reason given)



posted on Jul, 31 2018 @ 03:40 PM
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posted on Jul, 31 2018 @ 04:03 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

The straw costs $12 on someone eBay account because anyone can start an eBay account, go buy straws from Starbucks and charge as much as they want. They probably figured straws are a hot topic and some idiot might buy these because they look like rich people stuff and they can get it sent to their door without mingling with the normies.

They still have normal straws too, at my Starbucks. They just changed them to make them more environmentally friendly I guess.



posted on Jul, 31 2018 @ 09:03 PM
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originally posted by: Butterfinger

originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha
a reply to: DBCowboy

I hear they use their straws not for flavoring, but for snortin' doobies in the bathroom down by the Starbucks!







Snortin' doobies!!!

I thought they were for injecting 2-3 weeds


It was funny. Don't deny it.



posted on Jul, 31 2018 @ 09:22 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy



Oh, ho! I see what ya did there! Pow, Shazam!



posted on Jul, 31 2018 @ 10:12 PM
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a reply to: tadaman

I'd be positively cuckin' and 12-dollar suckin' if I only had the 'reee'

^ the post that gets me banned from ATS



posted on Jul, 31 2018 @ 10:14 PM
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a reply to: openyourmind1262

I was channeling Matt Foley.



posted on Aug, 4 2018 @ 12:48 AM
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a reply to: SummerRain

I already pay for a small green bin...
As of today they said even if we pay for the large blue bin($29.99), they can't accept glass. It breaks and hurts the workers.

Time to call in the illegal elites!



posted on Aug, 4 2018 @ 02:09 AM
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Austin jumped the shark when they invited California in.



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