Getting drunk tonight

Yeah, you heard me.
Im sitting at home with my wife with the sole intent of getting drunk and most likely being molested by my significant other.
She gets handsy when she drinks.

It's been a long terrible week and we are going to get get totally (fa-shnook-erd).. She calls it that.
No clue why.

Haven't done this in a while so I hope the neighbors don't get bothered, or maybe I do cuz the neighbors are all to damn nosy for my taste. So to hell with them....grumble grumble...

We are going to watch bad tv and giggle like ninnies for the next few hours.
Hopefully my midlife body will not protest to greatly tomorrow..

Sha-lom

a reply to: Bluntone22

Release the hounds...

Enjoy and unwind, sounds like you need it.

My wife and I as well.

bottoms up

I'd treat Mrs Palmer to a saucy night of booze and shenanigans, but she can only do one thing at a time, and holding my beer is where it's at... for now.

a reply to: Bluntone22

give us the play by play as it happens

a reply to: odzeandennz

Got three shots in her and her cheeks are pink.
Things are looking up...

And I think you need a girlfriend....lol

a reply to: Bluntone22


The old saying candy is dandy by liquor is quicker.Have a nice
time together,goodnight...

Should be an interesting night.

5 beers and quite a few Crown Royals for me tonight.
My old lady is drinking her wine and feeling frisky but I have to get up early.
I can’t go for less than 2 hours, so I am calling it a night.

I'm drinking too, just like every night. So it's the usual special occasion, past sunset.

I volunteer to fill in for any of the guys who's wives are frisky.m, but they need to " get up early". I promise to go easy and not ruin their future expectations of you.

I'm sure this will get removed. As my humor is usually not appreciated by some of the mods.

originally posted by: MisterSpock
I volunteer to fill in for any of the guys who's wives are frisky.m, but they need to " get up early". I promise to go easy and not ruin their future expectations of you.

lmao, well you reminded me of a scene in Bottom...

What a waste of time. If only I could just get one of them to do it with me. I mean anybody. Just to do it with me. Just once. Just to find out what it's like. I mean look, look all around you. It's Friday night, and everywhere you look there's buildings full of people doing it. They're all doing it and doing it, and then stopping and having a fag and then doing it a bit more. There's not a single one of them saying "Hang on a minute. This really isn't fair. I mean, here's us doing it and doing it and doing it and there's poor old Richie and he hasn't done it. Ever. He hasn't got anyone to do it to. I'll tell you what, I'll pop down and do it to him for a bit, and then pop back up, would that be alright?" I mean it wouldn't hurt, would it? It'd be charitable. I mean, just think of all those acres and acres of ladies, all lying there saying "Go on darling, let's do it." And the blokes saying "Nah, I don't feel like doing it, the snooker's on." Well I could be filling in for him! Providing a service. I could even charge!

I had a very hard drunk today, it's that lunar eclipse and all. Very very not good completely bad day. I hope you enjoyed your drunk!

a reply to: SummerRain

Never heard of it, must be a British "humor" thing.

British humor isn't what its cracked up to be in the states. Sure, little Britain is hilarious, but otherwise it's all just a bunch of junk.

a reply to: Bluntone22

Hey gramps, don't forget the Viagra..

originally posted by: MisterSpock
a reply to: SummerRain

Never heard of it, must be a British "humor" thing.

British humor isn't what its cracked up to be in the states. Sure, little Britain is hilarious, but otherwise it's all just a bunch of junk.

To understand humor, first one needs to attain a sense of humor...

originally posted by: Bluntone22
Yeah, you heard me.
Im sitting at home with my wife with the sole intent of getting drunk and most likely being molested by my significant other.
She gets handsy when she drinks.

It's been a long terrible week and we are going to get get totally (fa-shnook-erd).. She calls it that.
No clue why.

Haven't done this in a while so I hope the neighbors don't get bothered, or maybe I do cuz the neighbors are all to damn nosy for my taste. So to hell with them....grumble grumble...

We are going to watch bad tv and giggle like ninnies for the next few hours.
Hopefully my midlife body will not protest to greatly tomorrow..

Sha-lom

Did you eat a sht load of garlic with along the booze. That keeps you up and going for 2nd's and 3rd's according Asian ways of life.

I want a wife to get handsy and fa-shnook-erd with


life, it is unfair.

Enjoy your night

a reply to: SummerRain

And prior to Bottom, The Yoing Ones.
Hope your party was better than theirs

youtu.be...

originally posted by: MisterSpock
a reply to: SummerRain

Never heard of it, must be a British "humor" thing.

British humor isn't what its cracked up to be in the states. Sure, little Britain is hilarious, but otherwise it's all just a bunch of junk.

Shesh, no wonder you're trying to hook up with lonely bored other mens wives...