Royal Navy signals for help to recruit gay sailors

Originally posted by mwm1331
I always knew the UK had the gayest military in the world.

- Huh?! No way.
Don't you go try backing out of this now mwm.....

.....you Americans are always telling the rest of us "we're number 1".

Nah you all got us beat when it comes to peter puffers on deck.

Originally posted by mwm1331
Nah you all got us beat when it comes to peter puffers on deck.

- I would not know mwm, but if you reckon you do then I shall defer to your greater experience and knowledge.

Well in truth sminkey we never had a chance at winnng this battle, I mean all englshmen are fagnostc by birth.
Thats why you all have funny accents and drink with your pinkies sticking out.

WMW, I heard an antecedent the other day. This kid asked his dad if that guy waving his arms about and talking with a lisp was gay. Dad, said no son, he is just British. not missing a beat the kid asked, " Is there a difference?"

Oh came on that was funny. I appreciate British humor; can not you appreciate ours?

But wasn't it the French who said all American men were gay? I think % wise the Germans and the French and so on are all about the same, but I would not be surprised to see the US right there with them.

Originally posted by mwm1331
Well in truth sminkey we never had a chance at winnng this battle, I mean all englshmen are fagnostc by birth.
Thats why you all have funny accents and drink with your pinkies sticking out.

Yes but arent all americans inbred red necks with a 12 gauge shotgun in the liveing room and a .45 calibre pistol with the safety off under their pillows?
And always ending a sentance with , "gawsh"

Yep, Yee Haw! ya'll bet yer mama's skirt. A 45? Be real only a 44 auto mag can share my bed with me and my lil darlin. She likes my long hard barrel with the not so hair trigger. I can even get her to decock it fer me.
Shoot all this talkn bout firearms givn me a woody. I havnt smelled gun powder in days; goin thru witdrawl. Yall have in small furry animals I kin shoot? Liza, ya git d boys off the porch an slop them hogs. And don't ya'll dare feed that little runty gay one.

gawsh

[edit on 8-3-2005 by Reaganwasourgreatest]

Geeleewillikars did he say that?

Well I will be gosh darn, he did.