Cool Alexa Trick For All You Hipsters

a reply to: Lysergic

This begs the question:

Do hipsters not know that Donald Trump is president?

I could be missing something here but then again, I don't know any hipsters.

a reply to: LightSpeedDriver

#NOTMAHPREZ

Hipsters usually own an Echo. (thanks mom, thanks dad)

It's standard equipment.

a reply to: Lysergic

What's an "Alexa"?
For that matter, what's an "Echo" ?


or is it that I see no need for crap that invades my privacy and listens in on my conversations?

nah! couldn't be that.

a reply to: DAVID64

Whats an Amazon?

a reply to: Lysergic

a reply to: DAVID64

Would pay monthly membership fee.

originally posted by: Lysergic
a reply to: LightSpeedDriver
Hipsters usually own an Echo.

Are you sure your not just projecting?

You have always struck me as a hatchback kinda bloke... lol.

a reply to: Subaeruginosa

Nah, I'm Texan I drive a 4x4, no time for losers.

originally posted by: DAVID64
a reply to: Lysergic

What's an "Alexa"?
For that matter, what's an "Echo" ?


or is it that I see no need for crap that invades my privacy and listens in on my conversations?

nah! couldn't be that.

Do you have a smartphone?

Too late then! Oh, and even if you don't, Microsoft, Google and more are spying on you as you typed out your reply.

originally posted by: DAVID64
a reply to: Lysergic

Dear God.

And to think I bought a Google home. I could have had that!

originally posted by: Lysergic
a reply to: DAVID64

Would pay monthly membership fee.

Would sell my soul for Gal Gadot.

originally posted by: DAVID64
a reply to: Lysergic

What's an "Alexa"?
For that matter, what's an "Echo" ?


or is it that I see no need for crap that invades my privacy and listens in on my conversations?

nah! couldn't be that.

They are these weird things that can control other things in your house. I got one as a gift even though I specifically said DO NOT get me one. Apparently my mom took that as he wants one. Took me six months of her constantly complaining every time she came over. It is kinda cool but also very creepy. My TV is nice and big but is not a smart TV. Somehow this little thing can turn it on and control the volume.

And this is the really weird part. It is hooked up to my surround in the living room. At around 4 A.M. the thing just kicks on and rick rolls me. For no Fing reason. One time it started a TED talks. Which I like but I didn’t ask for that nor was I even awake. Yesterday when I got home from Oklahoma VICE from HBO was playing. WTF was it even doing that!!!

I don't get it.

A trick implies it's something cool and unexpected...but it's just Alexa answering a question.

Also...these are not hipsters. These are drunk college kids (I hope), probably somewhere near where I live.

*WARNING* Strong Language...



'nough said.

originally posted by: DAVID64
a reply to: Lysergic

What's an "Alexa"?
For that matter, what's an "Echo" ?


or is it that I see no need for crap that invades my privacy and listens in on my conversations?

nah! couldn't be that.

So...you're single then?

originally posted by: DAVID64
a reply to: Lysergic

What's an "Alexa"?
For that matter, what's an "Echo" ?


or is it that I see no need for crap that invades my privacy and listens in on my conversations?

nah! couldn't be that.

You can always google alexa and echo. I'm sure google will be happy to tell you about it's adversaries.

originally posted by: Lysergic
a reply to: DAVID64

Whats an Amazon?

She is tall, with flowing hair, and bosoms that will encapsulate you, willingly. Her thighs strong and enticing, and she wo... wait, amazon... not amazonian.

No wonder I am always buying new things online.. I should read the reviews more.

originally posted by: loam
*WARNING* Strong Language...

'nough said.

That, is an App you add, that is NOT in the OG Program. I have had Alexa for a year and a half. So do many of my friends.


I know you saw it on the internet, it must be true. Derp!

If you even ask Alexa a sex question she responds "I would rather not answer that"

If you upload an app for Alexa that talks dirty, that is their fault.

They added it! Guarantee!!
Love having her around, makes my life easier.