posted on Jul, 11 2018 @ 01:10 AM
Obviously this bag was checked underneath the plane.
Note to future ash holders: take it with you in your carry on bag. When going through the security checkpoint have it in your hands, outside of the
bag, AND TELL THE TSO WHAT THE # IT IS. This will make this so much easier!
Blaming TSA for tossing your bag just because they left you a courtesy note doesn't mean the TSO checking your bag tossed it around. You have to
remember that checking a bag underneath the plane means the baggage handlers, usually aged between 18 and 35, have x amount of time to get y amount of
bags correctly placed in sections a through 99999. Without causing the plane to roll uncontrollably. The baggage handlers drive like crazy, they toss
your bag on a belt, and they toss your bag into a position under the plane.
Even if you plaster your bag with "fragile" tags and have flashing lights on it, that will not stop the baggage handler from performing a suplex with
your bag at least once.
Oh and let us not forget when you land a new set of baggage handlers have to take the bags off of the plane, where it goes in backwards order. And
finally comes out of an electronically operated machine to finally bring your bag back up from the basement. No matter what you do a machine does not
compute the word fragile what so ever.
The TSA baggage team that operates underground are not the same as the baggage handlers from twa, ba, aa, or swa. The TSO's underground are used to
bags containing absolutely anything ranging from hermit crabs all the way down to vibrators. When ever something odd comes up on the x ray machine
they must investigate. Because for all they know a stress ball packed with c4 can take out a plane from the sky with ease. And if anyone has any
common sense, which it sounds like a lot of people do not have it. They should know that x ray scans CAN NOT PASS THROUGH BONE STRUCTURES SO EASILY.
And what are ashes? Well the remains of a human body. What do cremated remains mostly consist of? Bones. Don't believe me? Google it. So you can
imagine what an x ray must look like when cremated ashes come a long. To a TSO it looks like a hurricane on the x ray machine. Because this hurricane
looks deadly and could cause several people to die. They gotta check it out.
My personal opinion of this idiot in the story? You lazy ass mother #ers. You mean you could not hold the remains of your loved one with you on the
#ing god damn flight? You stuffed it underneath the #ing god damn plane? Bitch ass white boy gonna get his mother #ing brain chopped up in a sump pump
when he dies for sure.