posted on Jul, 3 2018 @ 07:47 PM
(WARNING: This is satire and is not really real)
ICE needs to go away. Preferably by October. There is too much ICE on our borders and this is causing an imbalance in the jet stream. This is
causing a heat wave that is blocking The Blue Wave.
Please let me elaborate.
When ICE spends too much time causing late-term abortions by taking babies away, they aren't up north like they should be. Since they aren't there,
The Blue Wave can't keep everyone calm and that means leftists get all heated up. When democrats get all hot and bothered, it causes temperatures to
Thus, Trump is causing global warming by not nominating Josef Stalin to the Supreme Court and by not eliminating ICE.
We only need ICE for drinks. Preferably margaritas.
The Blue Wave is needed to return things to normal. Normal like higher unemployment and stuff. Because with more people working, this causes more
people to drive, pushing The Blue Wave to Venezuela.
So in order to save the planet, please go back on unemployment, get food stamps again, get Michael Moore as a Supreme Court judge.
It's for the children.