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Ode to my wife.

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posted on Feb, 20 2005 @ 04:18 PM
I was reading a post on ATS (what was it doing there?) about the high number of women who cheat. Which naturally brought up the high ratio of MEN who cheat. Ad nauseum.

I didn't want to get flamed, so I decided to rant here, where no one will notice.

I love my wife.
She is hot. She has a curvacious body and long dark hair. Her eyes are an impossible blend of blue and green, depending on what she is wearing. She is dark and quiet and mysterious and unpredictable. Even after all we've been through, I cannot stop thinking about her. I met her in the pouring rain, at the laundromat on campus, when she wasn't wearing a bra. I still can't take my eyes off her.

We've been married 7 years, and I am still madly in love with her. She's the funniest and smartest person I know. EVERY day of my life she says something that makes me laugh out loud. The world is poorer because she is not a professional comedian. She is the life of every party, and I love seeing all the other people who admire her.

She is a doting mother, who raises our children so carefully, and so lovingly. She packs their lunches, cutting the sandwiches out in little heart shapes for Valentine's; even for the kids who are old enough to make their own lunches. She makes homemade cookies (from scratch) to send in thier lunchboxes, so all the other kids will know who has the best mom.

She pays the bills. And yet she's like a child herself--always living totally in the present moment. When I am wasting all evening on the computer, she doesn't sit sulking in the living room by herself. She will come in and tug on my shirt and say "pay attention to ME now!" Or she might nibble my ear or put her hand down my pants. You can never predict it. And you wouldn't want to.

Yesterday I was eating an Anjou pear in the kitchen. It was so soft, a sweet slimy mess. She passed by me, and stopped her chores to pick up the pear. With a twinkle in her eye she tore off pieces and slid them one by one into my hungry waiting mouth, wiping her hands on my shirt. She was leaning on me, practicly climbing up on me, and I was breathless. My heart was pounding with the knowledge that the kids were right down the hall, and might walk in any second. I was laughing, remembering when we were afraid of being caught by her parents. Now I 'fear' being caught by our kids! I was in ecstasy. Viagra would go broke if every marriage was like ours. Even after 7 years, her touch sends electric jolts coursing through me, and winds me up instantly. She can make eating a piece of fruit into an erotic fantasy I wish I had videotaped.

No one will believe that I don't cheat, and don't want to. But who cares about that. I have a treasure beyond measure, and nobody knows it but me. You wouldn't cheat if you were in my shoes either. You'd be cheating yourself. I have no idea why God has allowed me this ecstasy, and why she loves me so. I must be one of the happiest men alive. And nobody knows it but me.

posted on Feb, 21 2005 @ 10:27 PM
dr_strangecraft has been a member of this forum for quite some time. Usually, I sort of roll my eyes (more on this later) and use the time to play with the little strangecraftlings or clean house or whatever. This morning, while the strangecraftlings were taking a nap, I was bored and thought....hey, I think I'll check into what dr_stragecraft has been posting lately... I try to keep abreast of the things he is interested in so that I can be a more attentive and supportive wife. I found his ode to my wife post and was so touched by his loving words that I cried....(happy tears, of course!)

So, I have now joined the forum. Don't know how often I'll post...from the things that dr_strangecraft says after he has spent time here, my first impression is that most of you are sort of paranoid and cynical...but I don't know that for sure, yet... I just join so that I could respond to the beautifule words that he wrote about me yesterday.

I have never thought of cheating on dr_strangecraft. Why would I want anyone else? He treats me like a princess, catering to my every whim! He satisfies me in ways that I never dreamed of... He is the smartest man I know. He is a good father...who spends quality time with the strangecraftlings EVERY day. When he's not home, they ask, "when's daddy coming home...we want to play...!"

Why would any woman cheat on that...?
to dr_strangecraft!!

posted on Feb, 22 2005 @ 01:58 PM
Welcome Frau! And no, we're not all paranoid or delusional, although I wouldn't suggest visiting the Paranormal section if that type of thing erks you
. I won't be the only one to tell you if Strangecraft hasn't already, but there are ALLLLLLLLL kinds of people on ATS. I'm actually one of the few conservatives on ATS, and being only 17 it's even more of a rarity. But yeah, just wanted to say welcome to the site, and I needed to reply to strangecrafts original post....thanks for making us all feel so much "Better" about OUR lives
haha. Only kidding of course.

posted on Feb, 22 2005 @ 02:02 PM
So it is the legendary Frau Strangecraft herself. Welcome aboard.


posted on Feb, 22 2005 @ 09:36 PM
I was sort of shocked to learn from Frau Dr. That she has registered on this site. Not that I mind her being here at all (honest, darling). Trying to remember if I said any ole asenine thing that will get me booted from the master bed . . . Well, no, probably not. But a few of my posts might be called patronizing:

She laughed about the blog where I launched on my former boss (she could instantly tell which one). She also emailed copies of the "ode" to her friends. I just hope none of them will recognize me in 3D life, and connect me with "dr strangecraft." The man, the myth, the legend.

Anyway she called me at the office to ask me how to upload an avatar to the ATS site. !!!!! She'll be peeved when she finds out her "I dream of Genie" pic is copywrited and won't display right.

Too bad she'll never post a picture of herself in her bellydancing outfit--but we agreed never to post images or stalkable info on the net about us or the kids.

At least she got Enron's recipe for the stuffed mushrooms. Perhaps that exonerates my time on ATS.

I wonder what she would say about me, if she were writing and didn't think I would read it. Hmmm. Now, where are those "frequented website" settings? Let's see whether she's been visiting the Chippendale's homepage. . . .

(she just loves this little dancing jester, btw.)

posted on Feb, 23 2005 @ 02:59 PM
awwhh you guys are just too cute

welcome Frau dr, stick around you'll find that not all of us are paranoid and cynical....well at least not all the time.

posted on Feb, 23 2005 @ 03:24 PM

Originally posted by dr_strangecraft I have a treasure beyond measure

That says it all!

Frau - welcome & I think it's great that you stumbled upon such a find as a note of adoration!

posted on Feb, 23 2005 @ 07:55 PM

Originally posted by Bout Time

Frau - welcome & I think it's great that you stumbled upon such a find as a note of adoration!

Mmhmm...yeeesss convenient! Perhapse a little too convenient
. Did Strangecraft "accidentally" leave his computer on, open to this site by any chance? Only joking of course.

And keep trying with the avatar frau, I'm sure you'll get it eventually

[edit on 23-2-2005 by Herman]

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