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If this were an RPG, what are Trump's stats?

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posted on Jul, 1 2018 @ 05:00 PM
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Trump seems tough, or is it his way with words? What do you see in him?

Name: Donald Trump

Weapon: _____

Armor: _____

Primary Attribute (PICK ONE): intelligence/agility/strength

Weakness: ______

Lore (optional): _________________



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posted on Jul, 1 2018 @ 05:01 PM
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originally posted by: LeConspiraturdo
Trump seems tough, or is his way with words? What do you see in him?

Name: Donald Trump

Weapon: Microphone

Armor: Wig

Primary Attribute (PICK ONE): intelligence

Weakness: Reporters

Lore (optional): Comes from a different time and might still be there... Like a futuristic nobleman some could say!




^Filled out as an example. The more creative you are, the more Trump will laugh and learn when he reads this!
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posted on Jul, 1 2018 @ 05:04 PM
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a reply to: LeConspiraturdo

Pretty sure the dems see Trump as the almighty Beholder!




posted on Jul, 1 2018 @ 05:05 PM
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originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha
a reply to: LeConspiraturdo

Pretty sure the dems see Trump as the almighty Beholder!



AHHHHHH I have a phobia of those from the Final Fantasy games because they could 1 hit KO. Same in Age of Mythology actually with acid spew. Nasty creatures.



posted on Jul, 1 2018 @ 05:08 PM
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a reply to: LeConspiraturdo

Name: Donald Trump

Weapon: Trigger Tsunami

Armor: Hair Helmet

Primary Attribute: Fingers

Weakness: Penis Size

Lore (optional): Benjamins
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posted on Jul, 1 2018 @ 05:09 PM
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a reply to: IgnoranceIsntBlisss

Nice, this brought on the feels. I don't know why... this just raises more questions for me about life. Thanks man.



posted on Jul, 1 2018 @ 05:16 PM
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a reply to: LeConspiraturdo

I had a customer the other day with a stack of TIME mags on her coffee table, all TRUMP covers.

She said, "Some day the world will know what a terrible person he was."

Yep, pretty sure they see an unbeatable monster



posted on Jul, 1 2018 @ 05:18 PM
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Roughly 500mm of Rolled Homogenous Armor penetration. Oh wrong RPG my bad.



posted on Jul, 1 2018 @ 05:20 PM
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originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha
a reply to: LeConspiraturdo

I had a customer the other day with a stack of TIME mags on her coffee table, all TRUMP covers.

She said, "Some day the world will know what a terrible person he was."

Yep, pretty sure they see an unbeatable monster


By golly...

He's only one man. What can one man do? One country for that matter?

Some could call him a useful idiot, but I'm not mean like that. I think he's done a great job.

I don't support him though, or anyone, just myself. That's how he works too I believe...



posted on Jul, 1 2018 @ 05:24 PM
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Name: Donald Trump

Weapon: __Boomerang wig___

Armor: _Spray tan____

Primary Attribute: Strength
Weakness: ___truth___

Lore (optional): _____Trump was raised by the snake oil tribe which gives him a +5 in speech craft____________
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posted on Jul, 1 2018 @ 06:13 PM
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a reply to: LeConspiraturdo

Name: Donald Trump

Weapon: Twitter. Executive Orders.

Armor: MAGAmantium Shield.

Primary Attribute (PICK ONE): Trigger Master.

Weakness: Congress.

Lore (optional): Uncle's Time Machine.


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posted on Jul, 1 2018 @ 07:01 PM
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Oh come on....I voted Trump, but no one has picked Needle Dick of Bug #ing +3 ?



posted on Jul, 1 2018 @ 07:06 PM
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Name: donald trump
Weapons: +1 excutive order
Armor: masterwork cloak of huge ego
Attribute: charisma
Weakness: factual evidence
Alignment: chaotic



posted on Jul, 1 2018 @ 07:08 PM
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a reply to: LeConspiraturdo

Name: Donald Trump

Weapon: Double Barreled Win Canon

Armor: Teflon

Primary Attribute (PICK ONE): Intelligence

Weakness: Wimmin

Lore (optional): Known to defeat opponents simply by nicknaming them.



posted on Jul, 1 2018 @ 08:28 PM
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Haha, fun topic. Reminds me of the Bush vs Kerry PC game 'Political Machine'. Had stats for all tha Bushes, Clintons n other big names to face off politically, dirty or legit tactics.



Name: President Donald J. Trump

Weapon: Vorpal tongue n fingers of lashing. -5 charisma, +20% charm effect

Armor: Golden Fleece Hair of Self-Awareness +10 self-morale, -2 publicity. Bulletproof Futuristic Vest of Protection +10 confidence, Public vote +49% protection.

Primary Attribute (PICK ONE): Vocality: Media Master.

Weakness: Media. Cannot be upstaged.

Lore (optional): Tesla Uncle. 80's. Robin Leach. Ronald Reagan. Ivanka. His mane.

Fun topic. #MAGA WWG1WGA!



posted on Jul, 1 2018 @ 09:59 PM
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Depends on what the meaning of "this" is
And which game ?
How does one set "stats" for real life people ?
Stats in RPGs are numbers not descriptive words .Yet I see next to no numbers in this entire thread .



posted on Jul, 2 2018 @ 07:29 AM
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Using D&D stats

Intelligence: 12 (the guy watches tv to get his news and talks like a 4th grader, I don't get
why others list intelligence as his primary stat.)

Strength: 11 (-3 for age.)

Wisdom: 6 (his primary weakness. Doesn't know when to stop tweeting or when to keep
Little Donny in his pants. Not wise at all.)

Dexterity: 14 (he does that thing with his fingers like he is pulling tiny flags out of his nose)

Constitution: 3-12 fluctuations dependent on situation
(3=crippling bone spurs to get him out of the draft for Nam. Higher scores are
dependent on amount of penicillin taken after sex with porn stars.
Eats McDonald's daily)

Charisma: 16. His primary stat, he's more of a game show host than a president.



posted on Jul, 2 2018 @ 09:04 AM
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In Bloodborne there's a starting profile of, "waste of flesh". Probably a step below that.



posted on Jul, 2 2018 @ 09:32 AM
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Name: Donald Trump

Weapon: US army and nukes

Armor: Left-wing stupidity

Primary Attribute (PICK ONE): Intelligence

Weakness: None

Lore (optional): The first human president



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