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The DNC message for 2018 . . . 2020

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posted on Jun, 26 2018 @ 07:53 PM
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(Caveat; this is speculation based on the MSM and is satire, mostly)


Hi! We're the DNC!

We're not going to lower your taxes. They're crumbs anyway so it's not like you'll miss them. We're even going to raise taxes, because you need what we want to mandate you to have.


Unemployment? It's too low. Not enough people are relying on government services, and really, that hurts our feelings. So we want to up that puppy so you can rely on us some more. We can't make you dance if you aren't under our control.


Borders. Borders-Shmorders. Borders are so 20th century. We're progressives! We believe that the opportunity to rely on government exists for all people regardless of where you come from.

Wars. We hate wars. Can't stand them. But they pay the bills so what-are-ya-gonna-do!

North Korea. We had a good thing going on but Trump ruined it with talks of peace. Peace don't pay the bills brah! Gotta ramp up fear so you can rely on us some more because we want you to be afraid be cause of what we did so you can run to us to protect you!

And finally, if you don't vote for the DNC, well, you're Hitler. We'll harass you at restaurants, gas stations, your home. We'll threaten your children, your spouse, and we'll try to get you fired! Remember Roseanne? HAHAHAHAHA!


Thank you and remember, vote DNC this year and every year afterwards or we'll ruin you.



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posted on Jun, 26 2018 @ 07:55 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

They have literally nothing to offer except hashtags and hate.

It's just too damn bad.



posted on Jun, 26 2018 @ 07:57 PM
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What does this thread have to do with recreational weed man?
Whoa


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posted on Jun, 26 2018 @ 08:00 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Watching liberals harass Republicans at restaurants and at their homes, and threatening them and their children makes me

wonder if they really support the second amendment at all.



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posted on Jun, 26 2018 @ 08:03 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

How is this satire?

This is spot on their message.


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posted on Jun, 26 2018 @ 08:03 PM
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originally posted by: EmmanuelGoldstein
What does this thread have to do with recreational weed man?
Whoa


He said 2020, not 420!


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posted on Jun, 26 2018 @ 08:06 PM
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Their slogan will be
NO WALLS NO LAWS

I guess they could add no balls to it also.

edit on 26-6-2018 by highvein because: (no reason given)


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posted on Jun, 26 2018 @ 08:06 PM
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a reply to: Metallicus

The statement about it being satire was itself the satire



posted on Jun, 26 2018 @ 08:10 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Chinese whispers are saying that Trump won't run for a second term.

Any thoughts?

4D chess?

Quit while he's winning?

Any thoughts?



posted on Jun, 26 2018 @ 08:13 PM
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Not worth it.
edit on 6/26/2018 by angeldoll because: (no reason given)



posted on Jun, 26 2018 @ 08:13 PM
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originally posted by: highvein
Their slogan will be
NO WALLS NO LAWS

I guess they could add no balls to it also.


Don't give them ideas, they might think you're serious.


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posted on Jun, 26 2018 @ 08:14 PM
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I heard they're changing their mascot from a jackass to a swamp creature. They haven't decided who to model it after yet since there are so many to choose from.



posted on Jun, 26 2018 @ 08:15 PM
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originally posted by: angeldoll
Spread the hatred!!!!

If we don't get someone with good sense in the WH soon who can calm down the temperature in this country, we are going to have another civil war.

Funny and cool? Worth a star on a little website?

Not so much.


The temperature is high for a reason. The slow simmer will always start boiling eventually.

Stars are meaningless, people are venting the heat.


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posted on Jun, 26 2018 @ 08:17 PM
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But..."the children." Especially the non-whitey children.


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posted on Jun, 26 2018 @ 08:17 PM
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originally posted by: angeldoll
Spread the hatred!!!!

If we don't get someone with good sense in the WH soon who can calm down the temperature in this country, we are going to have another civil war.

Funny and cool? Worth a star on a little website?

Not so much.


You guys lost your snip before he even won! What the hell alternate reality are you living in?



posted on Jun, 26 2018 @ 08:20 PM
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originally posted by: queenofswords
I heard they're changing their mascot from a jackass to a swamp creature. They haven't decided who to model it after yet since there are so many to choose from.


Well in the progressive vein of fairness, we're all swamp monsters and simply deplorable.

Probably the only truth Hillary ever spoke. Welcome to the Human Race.



posted on Jun, 26 2018 @ 08:20 PM
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Not worth it.
edit on 6/26/2018 by angeldoll because: (no reason given)


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posted on Jun, 26 2018 @ 08:23 PM
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originally posted by: angeldoll
Spread the hatred!!!!

If we don't get someone with good sense in the WH soon who can calm down the temperature in this country, we are going to have another civil war.

Funny and cool? Worth a star on a little website?

Not so much.


I don't think it is spreading hate as much as it is satire, that actually shows exactly what the DNC is doing. Is it spreading hate when liberal comedy shows portray their satire?



posted on Jun, 26 2018 @ 08:24 PM
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originally posted by: angeldoll

originally posted by: seeker1963

originally posted by: angeldoll
Spread the hatred!!!!

If we don't get someone with good sense in the WH soon who can calm down the temperature in this country, we are going to have another civil war.

Funny and cool? Worth a star on a little website?

Not so much.


You guys lost your snip before he even won! What the hell alternate reality are you living in?


Sigh. Go ahead then. Sorry I posted here. " If you can't take the hatred, stay off B.'s thread's" Isn't that an old saying? Or will be soon.

Have a nice evening, and may God bless you all.


That will never be an old saying. Just saying.



posted on Jun, 26 2018 @ 08:24 PM
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not a day goes by.

its gotta be getting boring by now... some 2 years later



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