The event horizon is upon us!
With Disney apparently about to purchase Fox, we're that much closer to one single media power vacuum conglomerate owning roughly 99.99991% of all TV
shows, TV channels, films, films franchises, magazines, comic books, movie studios, video game publishers, news networks, books, cartoons, newspapers,
theme parks and petting zoos. The lines between utopia and dystopia are about to be blurred forever. Major motion pictures will premiere on network
TV, while blocks will be busted with hordes of bewildered Homo sapiens desperate to watch infomercials and the Home Shopping Network in movie
theaters. Popcorn will be mined from the earth and sprinkled onto chunks of hot buttery rock salt. Milk duds will be drank through plastic straws and
soda pop will be as chewy as taffy...
Every president, congressman, senator and party has failed to stop this grey goo blob collision of all reality and fiction, ever since it was all
initiated by Bill Clinton when he signed the Telecommunications Act of 1996
They've doomed us all...
But before the physical universe sublimates into a giant vapor cloud of the stinky variety, we still have but a few moments to muse about fictional
mashups that would be cool, funny, or even absurd. What would happen??
What's your final fantasy of fiction, or worst mash up nightmare on Elm Street?
Star Wars goes to war with Star Trek?
Worf gets trapped inside the world of Spongebob Squarepants, now we're talking.
The Devil is in the details, and Disney our lord and savior must be appeased cretans!
Coming this summer on the NABCBSFOXAMCDisney Channel, it's....
...Justin Beiber as Mad Max in MISSION IMPOSSIBLE 10!
...Mickey Rourke as Hannibal Lecter in MEET THE FOCKERS 7!
...Bill Murray as Riddick in LITTLE HOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE!
...Rosie O'Donnell as Rocky Balboa in HOBO WITH A SHOTGUN 2!
Pay homage to our new god before YOU get trapped inside one of these endless fictional narrative nightmares for longer than eternity.
edit on 22-6-2018 by IgnoranceIsntBlisss because: (no reason given)