Okay, wanna hear the story? Left the house in a hurry
I was in Hunky Dory's, got some dances from Lori
Left my wallet at home, ain't wanna hear that story
In the car, had change from laundry
Had to wash clothes anyway, told her, "I'm sorry"
Slow anyway, before you was boring
Said, "Gimme a moment, " jumped on it and bounced
No fabric softener, 'cause I was hard