Just funny stuff.

originally posted by: highvein
a reply to: Nothin


How do you keep a moron in suspense?

I will tell you tomorrow.

My young daughter once said " how do you keep an aggie in suspense. Family said I don't know. How? She said i will tell you tomorrow. Her younger sister was outraged and said "that is what you told me yesterday". It was a good laugh.

OP's story seems to need more context.

a reply to: liveandlearn


That sounds like it would have been a great laugh to be apart of.

I usually use the way I phrase it on friends or coworkers.

a reply to: VictorVonDoom

Sun's rays meet. OMNI magazine once called it the best pun ever. Not because it was all that funny, but because it was a triple pun.

Damn. I needed that explained to me. That is a killer one. lol

I'll have to think on yours, but my first thought is a Senate.

Beef stroking off.

Family Insider joke: child age 11

What does an idiot drink? So Duh.

originally posted by: BotheLumberJack
Family Insider joke: child age 11

What does an idiot drink? So Duh.

What?

Think Mae West started that joke...

originally posted by: manuelram16
Think Mae West started that joke...

Well, come up and see me sometime.