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posted on Jun, 18 2018 @ 11:41 PM
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Is that gun or are you just glad to see me?
Oh I see. It is a gun and I am being robbed.
Well then. I guess you are just glad to see me.
edit on 18-6-2018 by highvein because: (no reason given)




posted on Jun, 18 2018 @ 11:46 PM
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originally posted by: highvein
Is that gun or are you just glad to see me?
Oh I see. It is a gun and I am being robbed.
Well then. I guess you are just glad to see me.


what.



posted on Jun, 18 2018 @ 11:48 PM
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a reply to: highvein

Click bait title sheesh.



posted on Jun, 18 2018 @ 11:49 PM
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originally posted by: Domo1

originally posted by: highvein
Is that gun or are you just glad to see me?
Oh I see. It is a gun and I am being robbed.
Well then. I guess you are just glad to see me.


what.


You see if I have to explain it.......never mind.



posted on Jun, 18 2018 @ 11:50 PM
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originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha
a reply to: highvein

Click bait title sheesh.



That was funny and you know it.



posted on Jun, 18 2018 @ 11:51 PM
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originally posted by: highvein

originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha
a reply to: highvein

Click bait title sheesh.



That was funny and you know it.




Hoax bin!





edit on 18-6-2018 by NarcolepticBuddha because: (no reason given)



posted on Jun, 18 2018 @ 11:53 PM
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originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha

originally posted by: highvein

originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha
a reply to: highvein

Click bait title sheesh.



That was funny and you know it.


Hoax bin!





Thx. I will be here all week, and don't forget to tip your waiters and waitress's.



posted on Jun, 18 2018 @ 11:56 PM
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I remember that from an old, old movie, I think it was said by a famous old actress to a young Clark Gable. And it was hilarious; especially for those days before the government took control of morals in the movies. Still funny.



posted on Jun, 18 2018 @ 11:59 PM
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Things you never hear.

So there I was, stuck between a marshmallow and a soft spot.

That fruitcake was off the hook.

Sometimes when I am alone I feel overcrowded.



posted on Jun, 19 2018 @ 12:01 AM
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a reply to: Justso


I did not know that. Cool story.



posted on Jun, 19 2018 @ 12:25 AM
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originally posted by: highvein
Is that gun or are you just glad to see me?
Oh I see. It is a gun and I am being robbed.
Well then. I guess you are just glad to see me.


That robbin' hood just got lucky.
Gladly lucky.



posted on Jun, 19 2018 @ 12:39 AM
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Did you hear about the guy who got so drunk he woke up inside of a zoo? I heard he was lion about that.



posted on Jun, 19 2018 @ 12:42 AM
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a reply to: highvein

Did you hear about the excellent farmer?
He was out standing in his field.



posted on Jun, 19 2018 @ 12:48 AM
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originally posted by: Nothin
a reply to: highvein

Did you hear about the excellent farmer?
He was out standing in his field.


That was hilarious.



posted on Jun, 19 2018 @ 12:49 AM
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a reply to: Nothin


How do you keep a moron in suspense?

I will tell you tomorrow.



posted on Jun, 19 2018 @ 12:56 AM
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Alright, one of these threads.

An oil baron buys a ranch for his three sons to raise cattle. He names the ranch Focus. Does anyone know why?



posted on Jun, 19 2018 @ 01:14 AM
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originally posted by: VictorVonDoom
Alright, one of these threads.

An oil baron buys a ranch for his three sons to raise cattle. He names the ranch Focus. Does anyone know why?


Why?



posted on Jun, 19 2018 @ 01:16 AM
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a reply to: highvein

Because it's where the sons raise meat.
edit on 19-6-2018 by VictorVonDoom because: (no reason given)



posted on Jun, 19 2018 @ 01:20 AM
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a reply to: VictorVonDoom


That one is over my head.

What do you call 100 cows masturbating?



posted on Jun, 19 2018 @ 01:25 AM
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a reply to: highvein

Sun's rays meet. OMNI magazine once called it the best pun ever. Not because it was all that funny, but because it was a triple pun.

I'll have to think on yours, but my first thought is a Senate.



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