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Tooth-whitening adverts are racist!

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posted on Jun, 18 2018 @ 05:05 AM
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originally posted by: WarriorMH

originally posted by: SummerRain
Then re-read the OP to find the satire.


Is it satire? Very hard to say i have seen so many other people doing the same and very seriously, i don't even know by how i have seen so far


It's the only way I can take it


And I am sure I've seen OP speak with tongue in cheek before. Might not have been his own though.




posted on Jun, 18 2018 @ 06:00 AM
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originally posted by: Osirisvset
So are eyedrops! how to make your eyes whiter.


Ooooh
What about asshole bleaching?

Buncha racist assholes trying to play like they got villalago of the anus cavity.

We know better



posted on Jun, 18 2018 @ 07:25 AM
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Doesn't matter, all your jive - the question is, are you brushing it?

Just a little bit?

Yeah are you brushing it?



posted on Jun, 18 2018 @ 07:37 AM
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posted on Jun, 18 2018 @ 12:37 PM
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originally posted by: TinySickTears

originally posted by: Osirisvset
So are eyedrops! how to make your eyes whiter.


Ooooh
What about asshole bleaching?

Buncha racist assholes trying to play like they got villalago of the anus cavity.

We know better


Dude, I already said PLEASE don't mention that...


www.abovetopsecret.com...



posted on Jun, 18 2018 @ 01:41 PM
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originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha

originally posted by: visitedbythem
We need to see more green teeth, yellow teeth, and Black teeth


What makes a tooth green?
I've read account of Irish people with their teeth stained green from eating grass during the potato famine.



posted on Jun, 18 2018 @ 02:12 PM
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a reply to: halfoldman

You could make a fortune with tooth dyes, riding this sjw movement all the way to the bank.



posted on Jun, 18 2018 @ 04:09 PM
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If we removed the "whiteness" from toothpaste, what is left to sell?

Mint and extra Fluoride.

OK mint is nice, but it grows in the garden for free.

Fluoride? - hey bros, get your World War I gas masks!

Not much left to sell, is there?
edit on 18-6-2018 by halfoldman because: (no reason given)



posted on Jun, 18 2018 @ 04:32 PM
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a reply to: SummerRain

musta missed it



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