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Swimmer DIES after shark rips off penis

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posted on Jun, 5 2018 @ 01:19 PM
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a reply to: Bluntone22



I rose to the occasio

I see what you did there.





posted on Jun, 5 2018 @ 01:21 PM
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in the pantheon of unfortunate ways to go, that ranks highly. poor guy



posted on Jun, 5 2018 @ 02:37 PM
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a reply to: Bluntone22

hey - its my opinion that a bite that parts a adult femur and results in loss of lower leg = the most significant factor in cause of death

but hey - clickbait " man gets penis bitten off " is the headline we get



posted on Jun, 5 2018 @ 04:05 PM
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a reply to: Bluntone22

That’s gotta be one of the worst ways to die.



posted on Jun, 5 2018 @ 04:19 PM
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Holy #!!!! Nooooo!
edit on 6/5/2018 by Tundra because: (no reason given)



posted on Jun, 5 2018 @ 05:46 PM
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Damn, I don't even have a wang and I winced pretty hard. That's a nightmarish way to die for damn sure, good lord.

Crap, I can't even come up with any good puns that haven't already been said :/



posted on Jun, 5 2018 @ 06:01 PM
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Awful.

There should be a ban on sharks, swimming or penises.



posted on Jun, 5 2018 @ 06:34 PM
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originally posted by: jtrenthacker
If my penis gets ripped off by a shark, I hope I die.


There's an urban legend about how a guy took a swim in a lake to do some skinny dipping. as he had done as a teenager. Unfortunately, a snap turtle bit off his dangly bits. Apparently he had bought the turtle when it was first hatched and released it into the lake just before he went to college. For twenty years, that turtle had been alone in the lake.



posted on Jun, 6 2018 @ 05:23 AM
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Probably TMI, but if I am swimming in the ocean, a shark would only be able to grab my arms or legs.
Poor guy musta had the ole' Dirk Diggler syndrome.
I salute you sir.




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