Swimmer DIES after shark rips off penis

originally posted by: ManBehindTheMask
a reply to: eNumbra

The headline highlights the most shocking portion of what happen - the penis amputation, in order to draw morbidly curious attention to the article in which the penis amputation had nothing to do with the kids death.

Sure.....because massive blood loss from having your jimmy and half of your crotch bit off (femoral artery) had NOTHING to do with the kids death.......

Are you just miserable bout everything in general or?

The massive blood loss comes from the femoral artery and trauma of his leg being ripped apart. It’s clickbait, why are you so defensive about it?

a reply to: ufoorbhunter

Probably not without a little foreplay.
But after hearing about 50 shades of grey in not so sure.

originally posted by: eNumbra

originally posted by: ManBehindTheMask
a reply to: eNumbra

The headline highlights the most shocking portion of what happen - the penis amputation, in order to draw morbidly curious attention to the article in which the penis amputation had nothing to do with the kids death.

Sure.....because massive blood loss from having your jimmy and half of your crotch bit off (femoral artery) had NOTHING to do with the kids death.......

Are you just miserable bout everything in general or?

The massive blood loss comes from the femoral artery and trauma of his leg being ripped apart. It’s clickbait, why are you so defensive about it?

Youre the one who came on the thread declaring its all clickbait and basically ATS were fools for "taking the bait"

why so accusatory ?

a reply to: eNumbra

Good God dude.
The kid had his penis ripped off in a shark attack and died later from the injuries.

Not clickbait

originally posted by: Bluntone22
a reply to: ufoorbhunter

Probably not without a little foreplay.
But after hearing about 50 shades of grey in not so sure.

The release of ALL your liquid (yes every last drop) must be one hell of an orgasmic feeling, something none of us will ever know without going through a shark bite balls amputation

He was warned of sharks by lifeguards, signs, and his own mother..

The beach is notorious for shark attacks...

Pretty big set of Kahunas he had.....wouldn't catch me going in there...

a reply to: Bluntone22

😨😨😨😨😨😨

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: ManBehindTheMask

The term "click bait" doesn't upset me as much as the word, "bait" does.

Well, you know what to use when out fishing for tiger sharks, now !!

originally posted by: PageLC14
You all screamed, I chuckled a little bit

Hrmm, well I've heard of shark week, but this is a whole new level.

originally posted by: Bluntone22
a reply to: eNumbra

Good God dude.
The kid had his penis ripped off in a shark attack and died later from the injuries.

Not clickbait

You made a joke about not swimming in the ocean naked in the OP, over a story no one here would have likely ever heard about if not for the shock value of the penis amputation.
The thread is rife with tasteless joke about it, but I’m the jerk, and my observation is clearly Inaccurate.

originally posted by: ManBehindTheMask

originally posted by: eNumbra

originally posted by: ManBehindTheMask
a reply to: eNumbra

The headline highlights the most shocking portion of what happen - the penis amputation, in order to draw morbidly curious attention to the article in which the penis amputation had nothing to do with the kids death.

Sure.....because massive blood loss from having your jimmy and half of your crotch bit off (femoral artery) had NOTHING to do with the kids death.......

Are you just miserable bout everything in general or?

The massive blood loss comes from the femoral artery and trauma of his leg being ripped apart. It’s clickbait, why are you so defensive about it?

Youre the one who came on the thread declaring its all clickbait and basically ATS were fools for "taking the bait"

why so accusatory ?

It’s part of a pattern, take a step back from this place and watch it for what it is and what’s happening on it. ATS’ “enlightened” membership falls for and promotes all the same garbage as everyone else, hook, line, and sinker, as it were.

haha click bait or not, I saw

UFO Caught During Live ESPN Broadcast On June 4

and then this, and I clicked this first.. erps !!

a reply to: Tucket

Pretty big set of Kahunas he had

“Had” indeed....

Between the pollution, bacteria and wildlife, the oceans are getting a bit less inviting.

The nearest to here is the Gulf of Mexico and I can't see swimming in that place now.

a reply to: eNumbra

Actually I didn't make a joke about swimming naked in the ocean.
I was serious.

To all those making light of that poor souls tragedy....May Karma bite you as well.

i was gigging once when i was about 15 or 16? and a catfish latched onto myself when i went to pee. it hurt a lot and i panncked a little bit but it dint rip anything off. when you gig somtimes you wade in for those that dont know

*whimpers and curls into fetal position*

originally posted by: olaru12
To all those making light of that poor souls tragedy....May Karma bite you as well.

But what if this was his karmic retribution...🤔

a reply to: Atsbhct

Like a whale harpoonsit in a previous life

Didn't family guy just recently have scene where quagmire gets his penis off by a shark ?
Is that going to be a new coincidence thing?