I took a picture of god

Hi everyone!

I took a picture of god. The picture was taken using an old iPhone which I have sadly had stolen.

I guess the sceptics amongs you need proof that's to be expected so perhaps I shall just describe. He moved through the air and didn't really have a body, does god really need a body? Anybody ?

It looked like a see through cloud, a mass of air. Maybe I can describe it as squeezed air which differed in texture to the surrounding air about half a meter in length and 2/5ths of a meter wide.

I haven't really seen god since then as this happened a few years ago however if he shows up again I will make sure I got my iPhone camera handy and not misplace the phone.

Hoping we could interact next time but who knows what's out there.

Questions ?
Ask them

a reply to: Invision123

I took a picture of god. The picture was taken using an old iPhone which I have sadly had stolen.

And that is why you should always use iCloud storage.

a reply to: OtherSideOfTheCoin

The picture is not a really big deal, I'm a reliable witness.

originally posted by: Invision123
a reply to: OtherSideOfTheCoin

The picture is not a really big deal, I'm a reliable witness.

Of course you are just like I am a totally reliable witness who see's Santa at least one a year and also saw the aliens who shot jfk.

a reply to: Invision123

Sounds like you met Fart.

a reply to: OtherSideOfTheCoin

Since I've given birth to a tiny human, I've seen Santa in the flesh, the Easter Bunny held my baby, and many religious leaders beckoned us to be baptised at their churches.

It could be post partum psychosis...but I'm also a VERY reliable witness.

a reply to: Invision123

If your phone was stolen...
Perhaps God didn't want anyone else to see your picture of Him...except for the NSA, of course.

How do you not make a copy of a picture of God?

Not that such a photo existed. Just saying.

a reply to: Invision123

I once took a photo of the Loch Ness monster riding a unicorn.

Sadly, my phone was eaten by a Mickey Mouse, pooped out and it had somehow deleted the photo.

But I’m a reliable witness.

I think the thread you wanted was "Funny Things Your Child Said." It's further down the page.

originally posted by: TerryDon79
a reply to: Invision123

I once took a photo of the Loch Ness monster riding a unicorn.

Sadly, my phone was eaten by a Mickey Mouse, pooped out and it had somehow deleted the photo.

But I’m a reliable witness.

I saw all of that happen, I was with you at the time and also saw who planted the explosives in the world trade centre, remember?

originally posted by: TerryDon79
a reply to: Invision123

I once took a photo of the Loch Ness monster riding a unicorn.

Sadly, my phone was eaten by a Mickey Mouse, pooped out and it had somehow deleted the photo.

But I’m a reliable witness.

I feel like Mickey Mouse is a code word for something else..

Anyways, there is some truth in every joke. Why did you handle a poop phone?

originally posted by: Jefferton
How do you not make a copy of a picture of God?

Not that such a photo existed. Just saying.

God ? I don't really think he is as a big deal as people make it out to be ... and that's why I didn't make a copy? Is my description not satisfactory?

I will endeavour to take a picture of him next time, just have no idea where he is at the moment.

a reply to: Invision123

The NSA has a copy of the photo you took. Submit a Freedom of Information Act request for that photo, and then post it here for analysis.

Think I found your phone ...

Right now the world is overrun with demons, I would not be surprised if many are interacting with them

But God? No.


But He answered, "You cannot see My face, for no one can see Me and live."

Exodus 33:20

No one has ever seen God, but the one and only Son, who is himself God and is in closest relationship with the Father, has made him known.

John 1:18

1 Timothy 6:16
He alone is immortal and dwells in unapproachable light. No one has ever seen Him, nor can anyone see Him. To Him be honor and eternal dominion! Amen.

originally posted by: OtherSideOfTheCoin

originally posted by: TerryDon79
a reply to: Invision123

I once took a photo of the Loch Ness monster riding a unicorn.

Sadly, my phone was eaten by a Mickey Mouse, pooped out and it had somehow deleted the photo.

But I’m a reliable witness.

I saw all of that happen, I was with you at the time and also saw who planted the explosives in the world trade centre, remember?

My phone wasn’t the only thing wiped!

I have no recollection of anyone being with me when I planted the b.....I mean.....took the photo.

a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

Why did you handle a poop phone?

I was having a crappy day.

I saw the OP trying to troll folks on ATS with a BS story about taking a picture of god.

and I am a reliable witness.....

a reply to: OtherSideOfTheCoin

I belieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeve!

Amen and stuff.