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Experts Issue Warning! No Roasting Marshmallows Over Volcanoes

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posted on May, 29 2018 @ 05:31 PM
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Still no word yet on tire fires or funeral pyres.
Seriously though someone did actually ask the USGS if it was safe to do so.
Well aside from the fact that it would take a really long stick... it turns out coating marshmallows with toxic volcanic fumes and then eating them is a bad idea. Who knew.




posted on May, 29 2018 @ 05:33 PM
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a reply to: MissSmartypants

Maybe they should roast Tide Pods instead.



posted on May, 29 2018 @ 05:35 PM
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originally posted by: Khaleesi
a reply to: MissSmartypants

Maybe they should roast Tide Pods instead.

Then I would recommend using tongs instead of a stick.



posted on May, 29 2018 @ 05:39 PM
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a reply to: MissSmartypants

Experts are out to lunch on this one . I say let the morons have at it . lol



posted on May, 29 2018 @ 05:55 PM
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NO NO NO, it's retracted.................By all means go and BBQ and roast marshmellows, catch a tan....... really....



posted on May, 29 2018 @ 05:56 PM
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a reply to: MissSmartypants

Also, no skinny dipping in flash floods or tsunamis.



posted on May, 29 2018 @ 05:57 PM
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originally posted by: the2ofusr1
a reply to: MissSmartypants

Experts are out to lunch on this one . I say let the morons have at it . lol


One more round of Darwin Award winners. Well, somebody has to do it. That sounds like a surefire bet to me. Now all they need are graham crackers and chocolate.



posted on May, 29 2018 @ 06:06 PM
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a reply to: MissSmartypants

I don't know about you guys. but being told not to do it makes me want to do it more than anything. Isn't that always the way.



posted on May, 29 2018 @ 06:08 PM
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originally posted by: the2ofusr1
a reply to: MissSmartypants

Experts are out to lunch on this one . I say let the morons have at it . lol
Don't worry. we still have plenty of other ways left to weed out all the stupid ones.



posted on May, 29 2018 @ 06:12 PM
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Dang, I had plans to smoke a brisket this weekend.



posted on May, 29 2018 @ 06:14 PM
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a reply to: mtnshredder

Just find a forest fire and have at it.



posted on May, 29 2018 @ 06:18 PM
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originally posted by: enlightenedservant
a reply to: mtnshredder

Just find a forest fire and have at it.
Forest fire...I should have added that to tire fire and funeral pyre. Ugh.you're clever... darn it.



posted on May, 29 2018 @ 06:19 PM
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originally posted by: mtnshredder
Dang, I had plans to smoke a brisket this weekend.
They come out a little dry and farty tasting.



posted on May, 29 2018 @ 06:21 PM
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originally posted by: skunkape23

originally posted by: mtnshredder
Dang, I had plans to smoke a brisket this weekend.
They come out a little dry and farty tasting.
Is it just me or does Farty Tasting sound like a character in a Charles Dickens novel? Or a Harry Potter book.
edit on 5/29/2018 by MissSmartypants because: edit

edit on 5/29/2018 by MissSmartypants because: edit



posted on May, 29 2018 @ 06:27 PM
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Wouldn't it be difficult to light?



posted on May, 29 2018 @ 06:28 PM
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Wouldn't it be difficult to light?



posted on May, 29 2018 @ 06:31 PM
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originally posted by: MissSmartypants

originally posted by: skunkape23

originally posted by: mtnshredder
Dang, I had plans to smoke a brisket this weekend.
They come out a little dry and farty tasting.
Is it just me or does Farty Tasting sound like a character in a Charles Dickens novel? Or a Harry Potter book.
And what an example of the power of dress young Farty Tasting was.



posted on May, 29 2018 @ 06:31 PM
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originally posted by: enlightenedservant
a reply to: mtnshredder

Just find a forest fire and have at it.


Good idea! Now if I can only find a stick long enough.



posted on May, 29 2018 @ 06:42 PM
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originally posted by: skunkape23

originally posted by: MissSmartypants

originally posted by: skunkape23

originally posted by: mtnshredder
Dang, I had plans to smoke a brisket this weekend.
They come out a little dry and farty tasting.
Is it just me or does Farty Tasting sound like a character in a Charles Dickens novel? Or a Harry Potter book.
And what an example of the power of dress young Farty Tasting was.
But perhaps a bit too fond of the lace ruffle.



posted on May, 29 2018 @ 06:45 PM
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originally posted by: mtnshredder

originally posted by: enlightenedservant
a reply to: mtnshredder

Just find a forest fire and have at it.


Good idea! Now if I can only find a stick long enough.
Real men don't use sticks.



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