Could aliens disguise as pigeons or squirrels

a reply to: beetee

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classic ats

Its not the animals that are alien, its us!. LOL

originally posted by: Invision123
a reply to: Woodcarver

That would be insane lol and also their disguise would be biologicallly the same as the animal they are emulating

But how do you know? You have to check every single one, you may get the wrong one at first but one of them has to be the fake

a reply to: Invision123

once you " accept " the premise that " aliens could transform themselves into a pidgeon or squirril "

then unless the alleddged alien transformer has a mass of only 500 gms - and has constraints of mass // energy conservation

then thjey COULD be anything

and the BEST vehicle to study humans = another " human shell " - although some would claim a cat or dog chassis is " best "

and part of my opjection to this premis - is already revealed - mass - unless the alledged alien is only the same mass // densitry as a pidgeon // squirril - then where does its " excess mass " go ????????????????

do they lece 95% of thier mass in a stasis pod on the mmothership - aand just operate with a sliver of " themselves " ?????

originally posted by: Invision123
What does ats think? Plausible?

Absolutely plausible and impossible to prove or disprove.

A star for your paranoia tho.

You don't like it, you can kiss my furry little butt!

Maybe dust? Still working on that theory... but why wouldn't they hide at the micro level? it's a pretty good place to hide.

a reply to: markymint

Too small to move around. Hard to keep watch of humans. A cockroach is way better, moves fast and can be anywhere too

Ah, the Team America theorem

Squirrels as aliens ?? This is nuts ... *gets his coat*

Thinking about it though here in the UK the red squirrels that are native to our lands have had their numbers decrease by the invading North American grey squirrel. Does this mean there is an alien war happening here in the UK. #RedSquirrelLivesMatter

Here's a video for a laugh

originally posted by: MarlbBlack
a reply to: wmd_2008

Subjects like these are way better than a Trump tweet, so I encourage even the sketchy "could be" alien theories.

Lets combine them both Trump is an Alien

a reply to: markymint

Maybe dust? Still working on that theory... but why wouldn't they hide at the micro level? it's a pretty good place to hide.

Funny you say this,

my first thought and response was going to be


that the aliens disguise themselves as .....air.


I mean if we are just choosing random things to ask is it plausible then ....air?

originally posted by: wmd_2008

originally posted by: MarlbBlack
a reply to: wmd_2008

Subjects like these are way better than a Trump tweet, so I encourage even the sketchy "could be" alien theories.

Lets combine them both Trump is an Alien

Don't forget time traveler as well.


Actually Could Trump be one of the watchers from the TV show Fringe?


Pale bald guys in black suits.


Trump, toupee to cover his bald head and recently I remember some fuss about his tan, needs to hide that bald head and pale skin.

Sorta like a Rocky & Bullwinkle type of genre...eh?



Or..."The Secret Squirrel"

a reply to: markymint

Italian Calogero Grifasi a hypnotizer, who finds often aliens hiding in different forms, and absorbing energy from human victims. His videos are really amazing stuff, whether all true or not. Last one was too much, about reptilians, taking over the person constantly during the hypnosis session. You may find it from Youtube with his name and titled something about reptilian...