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Cockroach Milk? Experts Call Insect Dairy The Next Superfood

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posted on May, 26 2018 @ 08:47 PM
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originally posted by: Asktheanimals

originally posted by: intrepid
Yeah but who's going to milk them?


Think of all the jobs for the height-impaired!
Me, I'm going to invent the mechanical milking machine for them.
How many udders on a cockroach? Anyone?


HAHAHA ..awesome




posted on May, 26 2018 @ 08:48 PM
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a reply to: infolurker

I would drink artificial human breast milk. Not insect juice. No thank you.
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posted on May, 26 2018 @ 10:23 PM
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if i was starving....


i guess i would die.


hilarious responses by the way guys.....real ATS gold right here.



posted on May, 26 2018 @ 10:35 PM
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"You mean we just have to gather the milk crystals?"

"Well yeah of course"

"Whats the most efficient way?"

"....smash and strain"

"Isnt that just mushed up Roach guts?"

"Shut up Ron"



posted on May, 27 2018 @ 12:05 AM
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a reply to: Serdgiam

Well, to be fair, I've never woken up to a cow trying to crawl inside my ear canal at 2am



posted on May, 27 2018 @ 12:09 AM
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a reply to: enlightenedservant

Well, to be fair, 4 letter words are less expensive to print on the packaging than an eight letter grouping.



posted on May, 27 2018 @ 02:20 AM
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a reply to: infolurker

I doubt this is true, however If you think cockroach milk sounds disgusting you should visit China sometime. Live bugs are a delicacy, and live tarantula's, to die for.



Those ones weren't alive but these ones are. Yummy stuff.


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posted on May, 27 2018 @ 02:52 AM
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a reply to: ShadowLink




There's a lot more animals in the food chain that give milk I'd be willing to try before I sink that low.




Was that deliberate...?



posted on May, 27 2018 @ 03:08 AM
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originally posted by: Artemis12
a reply to: infolurker

I doubt this is true, however If you think cockroach milk sounds disgusting you should visit China sometime. Live bugs are a delicacy, and live tarantula's, to die for.



Those ones weren't alive but these ones are. Yummy stuff.




For no reason I looked up info on methyl paraben today, which turns out to be a common insect pheromone. Turns out women in asian countries, specifically China, Korea, and Japan, tend to have much higher levels of it, possibly due to quality control over make up and other products akin to it.

So we are having women slather themselves in insect pheromones, essentially.

ugh. yuck.

Start drinking some roach milk whilst bathing in insect pheromones! Brings all the boys to the yard...


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posted on May, 27 2018 @ 03:16 AM
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a reply to: CreationBro

Yuck is right. It also makes you wonder how cockroach phermones can attract so many men doesn't it?



posted on May, 27 2018 @ 03:17 AM
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a reply to: pfishy

Then why do they use the word "venison" over "deer"?



posted on May, 27 2018 @ 03:37 AM
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a reply to: enlightenedservant

Venicin sounds tasty, and deer .. sounds like bambi being slaughtered by hunters. And no one wants that do they.



posted on May, 27 2018 @ 03:52 AM
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a reply to: Artemis12

I'm gonna let bambi live.

And I will pass on the bug slime, yuck lol.
Hahahah



posted on May, 27 2018 @ 03:53 AM
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a reply to: muzzleflash

lol you and me both!



posted on May, 27 2018 @ 03:54 AM
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a reply to: muzzleflash

Sit down, Shutup and drink your roach milk peasant....



posted on May, 27 2018 @ 03:59 AM
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originally posted by: hopenotfeariswhatweneed
a reply to: muzzleflash

Sit down, Shutup and drink your roach milk peasant....


Well maybe I can't do that.

I'll lead the rebellion if it comes to that.



posted on May, 27 2018 @ 04:00 AM
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a reply to: muzzleflash

Sure you will, right behind me.



posted on May, 27 2018 @ 04:10 AM
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posted on May, 27 2018 @ 04:13 AM
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a reply to: muzzleflash

Alright! It's Lenny! lol


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posted on May, 27 2018 @ 04:37 AM
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a reply to: Artemis12

Something...

There, I told you.



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