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If political news was always good news instead of always bad news, what would be some headlines?

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posted on May, 25 2018 @ 07:01 AM
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I'll start with one:

North Korea and South Korea remove borders and implement integration of cultures and resources.

Before you post:

Don't make yourself look like an idiot by pointing out someones headline they invented is far-fetched. This entire thread is far-fetched by nature because only in a blue moon do you get good World News, let alone political.

Being silly is okay.



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Here is some positive music to get you in a creative mood, if all the bad news leave you with writers block.

soundcloud.com...
edit on 25-5-2018 by throwaway115 because: (no reason given)




posted on May, 25 2018 @ 07:05 AM
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Hello, I’m Dan Rather and this is World News Tonight.

Everything is okay.

Good night and have a pleasant evening.



posted on May, 25 2018 @ 07:14 AM
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a reply to: eNumbra

He MUST be under lamplight. I'm talking 60% light and 40% shade in the room. Shadows and stuff. None of this blinding fluorescent artificial light. Bring back lampshades on the evening news (if that was a thing).



posted on May, 25 2018 @ 07:40 AM
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a reply to: throwaway115

Pelosi retires



posted on May, 25 2018 @ 07:42 AM
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a reply to: throwaway115

Clinton (pick one) apologizes for (pick a crime) and turns self in to the fuzz.



posted on May, 25 2018 @ 08:06 AM
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a reply to: throwaway115

World Peace Spreads After Humans Begin To Understand The Other World Entities Teachings On Religion And How We've Been Doing It Wrong All Along.

Meanwhile in other news:

Cure for Cancer Finally Released After Big Pharma's Destruction.

Oil Production Stops As Clean Free Energy Is Made Available Globally.



posted on May, 25 2018 @ 08:32 AM
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Scientists discover a simple home remedy cures cancer.

Unlimited clean energy now possible in a device the size of a wrist watch.

Teleportation now mainstream.

War against starvation won.

10 year mark for world Peace.

... could keep going...



posted on May, 25 2018 @ 08:38 AM
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a reply to: throwaway115

Here's one: Researchers find a new way to burn fossil fuel without pollution

Oh wait, that one already happened:

Scientists have deciphered the chemical reaction mechanism critical for cleaner combustion



posted on May, 25 2018 @ 08:51 AM
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a reply to: throwaway115

And in the entertainment news;

J-Lo and Rita Ora Heal Their Rift And Finally Agree To Both Make A Go Of Their Relationship With Fenian8



posted on May, 25 2018 @ 09:31 AM
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Floride in the water is turning the freakin frogs gay...

oh wait...



posted on May, 25 2018 @ 09:34 AM
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Next up, Bass Boat prices plunge 200%, southeast moves to 4 day work weeks, and mortage debt forgiveness nationwide.



posted on May, 25 2018 @ 09:50 AM
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a reply to: throwaway115

All politicians and corporate CEOs die of mysterious disease! Billionaires near death as well! Government to be handed over to normal people!



posted on May, 25 2018 @ 10:07 AM
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Life is Good - Happiness at All Time High



posted on May, 25 2018 @ 10:09 AM
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"Hillary and Bill say "Oops!" and return millions of campaign donations to donors"

"Kim Jong Un says "F@#$ IT!" and settles for a mansion in the mountains and forgiveness, hands over power to SK's Moon"



posted on May, 25 2018 @ 10:18 AM
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MSM - Fake News 24/7 365..... James Earl Jones voice - This is Fake News!



posted on May, 25 2018 @ 10:21 AM
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"News viewership dries up as there's no bad news."



posted on May, 25 2018 @ 11:05 AM
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For the 5th month in a row the US has not experienced any school shootings.
In other news nasa releases all moon and mars pictures that aren’t just rocks and Hollywood celebrities announce that they are just people and will from now on keep their political opinions to themselves.
Now for the weather, sunny with clear skies everywhere, max of 28 with an overnight low of 23 and in sports your team won and had no injuries



posted on May, 25 2018 @ 11:09 AM
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Beer production has swelled the stockpiles. To remedy this each home will be allowed one free keg per month. To accommodate, an extra day will be added to the calendar per week. It shall be called Other-Sunday.



posted on May, 25 2018 @ 11:30 AM
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Thousands of people across the globe are practicing mass meditation and finding their own inner power world leaders and politicians are frustrated because they are now out of a job.



posted on May, 25 2018 @ 11:57 AM
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a reply to: throwaway115

Congress Replaced By Artificial Intelligence: Lawyers Mourn as 50 Thousand Laws Rescinded and Replaced by 50 Laws that Actually Work.

Tiny Robots Recycle Space Debris, Pull Last Piece of Plastic From the World's Oceans.

Church Declares Crusade Against Poverty, Builds Affordable Housing in Place of Garrish Monument.

Man Bursts into Restaurant, Pays Everyone's Bill.

World Record Tabletop RPG Hosts 100 Thousand Players at 15 Thousand Tables to Fight Childhood Leukemia.







 
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