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posted on May, 21 2018 @ 11:35 PM
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Any good similes, metaphors or comparisons?

You cannot sleep, because everyone you love is subject to the laws of life and death.
I don't want to live without you!

Life is like Tabasco sauce. one minute on the lips, and then you get the #s.




posted on May, 21 2018 @ 11:41 PM
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Life is like a tapestry
Made in sweat-shops,
One. two three.



posted on May, 21 2018 @ 11:43 PM
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Life is like a pube on a toilet seat.

After a while you get pissed off...

Warmest

Lags



posted on May, 21 2018 @ 11:48 PM
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Life is like a puff of smoke.
With all the tobacco restrictions
It might as well be dope.
edit on 21-5-2018 by halfoldman because: (no reason given)



posted on May, 21 2018 @ 11:54 PM
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Life is like a glass of wine,
Have two more and be a swine.



posted on May, 21 2018 @ 11:58 PM
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Life is like a box of chocolates.

Empty after she's had a go at yours.



posted on May, 22 2018 @ 12:07 AM
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And pay attention to your attire,
Not every interview
Is with a vampire.



posted on May, 22 2018 @ 12:29 AM
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And I told my mama, I'm drinking what a sight.
Gonna have another drink because it looks an awful fright.



posted on May, 22 2018 @ 12:30 AM
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When the bottom is falling out of your world, drink Guinness.

And the world will fall out of your bottom...!

Warmest

Lags



posted on May, 22 2018 @ 01:26 AM
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When I close my eyes, I dream of men.

I'm not gay though.
Just a confused straight dude.



posted on May, 22 2018 @ 01:45 AM
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originally posted by: halfoldman
When I close my eyes, I dream of men.

I'm not gay though.
Just a confused straight dude.


When I close my eyes I dream of women...

I’m a straight dude but a closet lesbian...



posted on May, 22 2018 @ 02:01 AM
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a reply to: Lagomorphe

That's where ATS needs an "Oooh" button.



posted on May, 22 2018 @ 02:12 AM
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originally posted by: halfoldman
a reply to: Lagomorphe

That's where ATS needs an "Oooh" button.


Hehe... Thought you would like that old chap!

Some people might get triggered (the in word at the moment) but who cares... As long as we respect T and C’s....

Warmest respects

Lags



posted on May, 22 2018 @ 02:40 AM
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originally posted by: halfoldman
a reply to: Lagomorphe

That's where ATS needs an "Oooh" button.


Hehe... Thought you would like that old chap!

Some people might get triggered (the in word at the moment) but who cares... As long as we respect T and C’s....

Warmest respects

Lags



posted on May, 22 2018 @ 02:40 AM
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originally posted by: halfoldman
a reply to: Lagomorphe

That's where ATS needs an "Oooh" button.


Hehe... Thought you would like that old chap!

Some people might get triggered (the in word at the moment) but who cares... As long as we respect T and C’s....

Warmest respects

Lags



posted on May, 22 2018 @ 04:28 AM
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Life is like a nuns knickers.

It goes on and on and on....



posted on May, 22 2018 @ 06:26 AM
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When I dream, I dream of many things...
Of suns made out of whispers, and steel made out of strings.
I see distant far horizons, as close as close can be,
within my grasp, yet with a gasp, so far away from me.

the little things I see I of course, are simple to behold, you know...
and yet with my open arms I hold the stars, and fling them to and fro.
while the wooden bones and hearts of stones, betray that perfect plan,
it is the suns of whispers, steel of strings, that could build that perfect man....



posted on May, 22 2018 @ 08:45 AM
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a reply to: halfoldman

Life is like landing face first into a catbox full of crap and tapeworms.

And your mouth was open when you fell in.



posted on May, 22 2018 @ 09:14 AM
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a reply to: halfoldman

Life is like a whores pants, lots of ups and downs.



posted on May, 22 2018 @ 09:14 AM
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a reply to: SummerRain

OI !, Who starred that?

It was a preponderance towards my own perplexing points of life pliability pertaining to my possible existential potential, that and being my own inordinate inability to inhibit my innate internal self intuition. A self fulfilling satiation to sullen my sordid sanity, such as it is. Something so self absorbed, it wades little into the realms of satisfaction or sincere sadness. Us blokes are allowed our hour of harboring horrendously the thoughts of our ineptitude, in hindsight, are we not?

Life... don't talk to me about life....





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