Extinct animals found in the Permafrost!

Amazing, I can't wait until they find a Neanderthal man!

Look what they found so far.

A treasure trove for just archaeology, or will we actually revive some these species?

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SandF

Will watch when I get time. That cow looks like it just died. Amazing.

Neanderthal man thaws and opens his eyes ...

I want the Venus of Willendorf!

Do you know how much effort it took to get a fat chick back then?
You were the best hunter.

Nowadays I'd hook him up with "Mama June" from "Honey-boo-boo".

Queen - Fat Bottomed Girls:

originally posted by: halfoldman
Amazing, I can't wait until they find a Neanderthal man!

Oh, they did that a long time ago:

Minnesota Iceman

Flip, most Homo Sapiens' women look like they're starving.
Cousins, don't you feed them?
Or maybe you are just very bad hunters?
Bad luck, you can't provide?

I understand.
Every brother has a bad patch.

Amazing specimens! Imagine the excitement of being the one to discover them? Wow!

lord all you need to do is look how american Indians lived to see just how well primitive man was able to do .
Lots of chunky Indian women .

If you were lucky and lived in a tropical or even semi tropic zone life could be easy .
Were I live If NOT for all the laws and Government I could easly eat like a king needing only pointed sticks
and being able to make fire .

The gulf of mexico is easy pickings even in this modern day of over fishing . I have seen guys with nothing but a cast net holding bags of Mullet they got in a matter of hours alest 3 days food for up to 4 people .
Crabs are even easier .

Making a few tidel pools with logs or what ever and let the tides do the work for you .
To easy here primitive man would have gotten lots of fat women here lol .

Florida is bounty glore Cattails lilly pads - swamp cabbage - fish
florida pines for pine seed flour .
hard to find a place out in the woods here without something edible within arms reach

that was amazing, i always wonder why are they frozen, where they caught by surprise ? i mean by the freezing weather

originally posted by: Dr UAE
that was amazing, i always wonder why are they frozen, where they caught by surprise ? i mean by the freezing weather

No, they fell into bog pools and drowned. The peaty water preserved them. Similar to the well known Lindow man and other bog bodies

btw you wwon't find any neanderthals in Siberia any more than you will find kangaroos. They never lived there.


Edit: the same thing nearly happened to me once during a blizzard in the Cairngorms. But fortunately the pool was only waste deep and I got out

A Neolithic blessing: May god grant you a tongue like a fox, the body of an ox, and the wife like a mammoth.

Mum's like, something much later, but it's Ramadan!

I'm like, no ways, wasn't that just last week?

We're not Muslims, but wishing all my Muslim brothers and sisters blessings over Ramadan.

originally posted by: midnightstar
Were I live If NOT for all the laws and Government I could easly eat like a king needing only pointed sticks and being able to make fire.

Yeah, and then when you got bit by a rabid raccoon you'd just up and die like a person is supposed to.

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.. at around the age of fortyfive or so..

a reply to: halfoldman

page mark thanks!

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So cool.. and finding a neanderthal would be sweet..

By the way, a couple of weeks ago my life got ruined, people died blaablaa the only thing that brought joy in my life got taken away blaablaah, so i decided to become an alcoholic, but beer or liquer is just not doing the trick, it appears to be so, that tolerance builds up too fast.

So if anyone has any suggestions on how not to feel anything, please tell me.

originally posted by: solve
So if anyone has any suggestions on how not to feel anything, please tell me.

With the divorce and the deaths and the job losses massive bodily injuries I've had in my life, all I can suggest is that if you can find one thing that can make you laugh, then you'll get through it. This horror of existence is absurd, and the best way to deal with it is by mocking it.

"This is all an elaborate hoax." -- last words of movie critic Roger Ebert

Wedding haka!

Great find. Some may have been preserved by bogs but some were subjected to flash freezing. On several occasions North East Siberia and Alaska seem to have been subjected to massive flash floods and plunging temperatures. Velikovsky surmised these may be proof of magnetic pole shift and it's disastrous consequences.

Mike Oldfield - Moonlight Shadow.

Brother, see you in heaven, one day.