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What weapon would you take with you? Alien abduction

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posted on May, 11 2018 @ 07:27 AM
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Water- DUH haven't you seen Signs?!

Clearly that's how it works.

-Alee




posted on May, 11 2018 @ 07:32 AM
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originally posted by: roadgravel
a reply to: burgerbuddy

Jimi H was never abducted (that we know of) so you may be on to something.




If i can light it on fire wearing a feather boa, I should be ok.




posted on May, 11 2018 @ 10:55 AM
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originally posted by: Nickn3
Never go anywhere with out a knife.
Never...Ever.
Hard to beat a Ka-Bar in tight combat.



posted on May, 11 2018 @ 01:20 PM
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Condoms, lube and a cigarette.
I'm sure ET can light a smoke with his finger.

If I get the probe, I still wanna walk home with some dignity.



posted on May, 11 2018 @ 01:24 PM
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a reply to: halfoldman

Um, so you're going to rape them and not leave any evidence?




posted on May, 11 2018 @ 01:28 PM
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a reply to: IgnoranceIsntBlisss

No, I wanted to make sure that if I get the anal probe for their research purposes (won't be able to stop their superior hypnotic techniques anyway, and who knows if they sterilize it between every galactic doo-doo-hole they visit?), that at least it's clean and buttered up a little.

And I've seen an unmistakable UFO, and read many abduction reports.
Only half joking.
If you're going to get kidnapped and violated, at least have some harm reduction.
I don't think one man's weapons would work much against them.
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posted on May, 11 2018 @ 02:44 PM
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a reply to: halfoldman

Whats with the anal probe rape fantasy with alien people?




posted on May, 11 2018 @ 02:49 PM
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Light Saber. And an XWing.



posted on May, 11 2018 @ 03:10 PM
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a reply to: IgnoranceIsntBlisss

Good question, I didn't come up with it.
Been rubbed in my face as a joke since I mentioned I was gay and saw a UFO (virtually since 2009).
I wasn't abducted though - but I believe some people.
Not a fantasy however - more like a horror story with medical experiments (like we're lab rats).
Talking about harm reduction.

I must say however that in erstwhile repressed South Africa, the Vilas-Boas encounter was some of the first sexually explicit material I ever read, and it was about aliens! en.wikipedia.org...
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posted on May, 12 2018 @ 10:23 AM
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a reply to: asrockk

Knowledge. The Grays can counter any technology you could bring and can put you to sleep in a second. But knowledge of spirituality to counter what they are doing will help a lot. Some people have reported that praying to Jesus also helped, or envisioning a white shield of positive love around you also helped.



posted on May, 12 2018 @ 10:31 AM
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a reply to: asrockk

I would have to say ... My mother-in-law. After she was off her meds for about three days.

Then we could park that flying saucer thingy anywhere we wanted too.



posted on May, 12 2018 @ 10:31 AM
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Stupid computer
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posted on May, 12 2018 @ 10:31 AM
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a reply to: asrockk

I think she has gotten into this computer.
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posted on May, 12 2018 @ 11:03 AM
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posted on May, 12 2018 @ 11:11 AM
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Ron Jeremy. The Proboscis Emeritus.
Kind of like a Quid Pro Quo to all the probing going on.

MOOOWAAAAHAHAHA!



posted on May, 12 2018 @ 11:47 AM
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The gravity gun from Half life 2......pretty much the ultimate weapon.

Tested and proven effective against aliens, zombies and evil soldier dudes.



posted on May, 12 2018 @ 11:54 AM
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@ aug mas...



Nope, but I do keep it in my choppah.


Isn't a choppah an AK-47? Or a motorcycle? Or do you mean a helicopter?

It only makes sense if your choppah is a helicopter.


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posted on May, 12 2018 @ 12:01 PM
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originally posted by: IgnoranceIsntBlisss
a reply to: asrockk

A teacup.



Chronicles of ridiculousness........



posted on May, 12 2018 @ 12:40 PM
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Hijack one of their plasma shrouded foo fighters --- With the plasma being a weapon of mass destruction...



posted on May, 12 2018 @ 01:13 PM
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a reply to: skunkape23

Throw in some brussell sprouts and pickled eggs.
I could rival The Spleen.




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