Mossberg Becomes Second Firearms Company To Cut Off Dick's

a reply to: DBCowboy

Like a stack of dimes!
Shrinky Dicks?

a reply to: Abysha

If we lose Dick's, I'm sure something else will "pop up" in it's place.

originally posted by: lakenheath24
a reply to: MteWamp

Next thing ya know, Dicks will be so small that there will only be parking in the rear....of the store.

I know exactly what you mean.

You know, just thinking about it, I fear for those Brave Americans, who, by no fault of their own, are coming to a time in their life in which they must just face the real possibility that, at least for the foreseeable future, they may just be stuck with the reality of simply being Dickless, or as those of you in the UK may refer to it, "Being Without Dick's".

How can any reasonable thinking person not be moved by that possibility?

I mean, who among you can just honestly say straight off-the-cuff that he doesn't really enjoy Dick's?

I mean, who doesn't, right? Love Dick's, I mean.

Somebody, please...

Say "When".

Please?

Oh, and I'd like to add, If I may, this thread get's MY vote for the "We Need A Thread Like This Every day!" award.

Anybody have a "second"?

originally posted by: Im2keul
a reply to: Abysha

If we lose Dick's, I'm sure something else will "pop up" in it's place.

Hooters?

originally posted by: IgnoranceIsntBlisss
a reply to: Phage

There's at least one dick around there.

originally posted by: MteWamp
Oh, and I'd like to add, If I may, this thread get's MY vote for the "We Need A Thread Like This Every day!" award.

Anybody have a "second"?

And this is what happens when I skim over threads too quickly.

So we're all fine sticking with the "Dick's" theme for now, correct?

That's what we're saying, yes?

originally posted by: Im2keul
a reply to: Abysha

If we lose Dick's, I'm sure something else will "pop up" in it's place.

I'm not trying to dispute that, but to be honest, many of us in this part of the country tend to really, REALLY like having "Dick's" be a part of our life...

I was hoping not to have to bring that to your attention, but there it is...

a reply to: MteWamp

Yup. Really fond of our "Dick's" in THIS part of the world.

OK, that's enough!


While I understand the allure of the jokes, 4 pages is quite sufficient. You've all had your fun.

Keep it clean! and do not reply to this post.

TheRedneck
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a reply to: infolurker

Guns!!, thank christ for that, I thought it was something else, pew

You heard it people....clean up your Dicks. After all Dicks are tumbling in the market right now, but not because of the gun ban, no,apparently Dicks just suxs at sales.

fortune.com...

Your thread title is misleading. Lol

Jeez. Let's just have more political baiting. That brings people together. @@

Same as above.

a reply to: infolurker

Best thread title ever... Carry on

So Mossberg is just like Lorraine Bobbit.

a reply to: UnBreakable


You can't beat a good "Knob Joke". Tee-hee.

Back on topic, can someone explain to a Brit what the significance of all this is?

a reply to: oldcarpy

Well it a conspiracy website where people all over the world gather to have a discourse over various subjects.

a reply to: lakenheath24


Yeeees… I was meaning more what was the significance of Mossberg cutting off Dicks?