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The Deoderant Conspiracy

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posted on May, 6 2018 @ 09:54 AM
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Why does deoderant make you gangster and pull all the chicks?

Is chemtrails deoderant? Why are they doing this to us?

I took a photo to prove deoderant makes you gangsterrrrrrrr - suss





posted on May, 6 2018 @ 10:05 AM
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a reply to: throwaway115



Stay in school kids

and


Say No to Drugs.


What is the conspiracy?


If you stay in school you learn what words mean.




Why does deoderant make you gangster and pull all the chicks?


It doesn't.




Is chemtrails deoderant?



when you spray it, it is a chemtrail. However not like what the conspiracy theory suggests.





Why are they doing this to us?



Doing what?


If you stay in school you can learn better how to express yourself instead of 2 or 3 words that mean nothing to someone reading them but may mean a lot to you.




I took a photo to prove deoderant makes you gangsterrrrrrrr - suss



NO, in no way does it prove what you think it does.



posted on May, 6 2018 @ 10:06 AM
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a reply to: InhaleExhale




posted on May, 6 2018 @ 10:07 AM
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It seems to me deodorant has aluminum in it just like the chem trail jet fuel. Same purpose



posted on May, 6 2018 @ 10:08 AM
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a reply to: visitedbythem


Leaves ya smelling short sharp n shiny.



posted on May, 6 2018 @ 10:11 AM
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a reply to: throwaway115

Are you from 4chan?

What is this nonsense?



posted on May, 6 2018 @ 10:13 AM
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a reply to: hombero

I'm joking around dude. Is chill



posted on May, 6 2018 @ 10:16 AM
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to be fair you really do look like you're from 4chan



posted on May, 6 2018 @ 10:17 AM
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a reply to: fiverx313

I actually get annoyed at this expression as I never came from there ever. They stole this from me, dudes.



posted on May, 6 2018 @ 10:19 AM
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There are two things that a person needs in a functioning society: manners and cleanliness. Continue to use deodorant, please.



posted on May, 6 2018 @ 10:21 AM
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The 4 chan expression gets me thinking.

They really drive humour into the ground there I'd imagine. It's an image board like Facebook, which we know is trash, but with the worst of humanity. Nasty.

The more I think about the implications... hmm.

Like a festering corpse left in plastic bags I'd imagine the toxicity that eventually amounted would have been quite catastrophic.

Maybe that's why My Little Pony shot up in popularity in 2012.

Did the Mayan's predict this?



posted on May, 6 2018 @ 10:31 AM
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originally posted by: throwaway115
a reply to: fiverx313

I actually get annoyed at this expression as I never came from there ever. They stole this from me, dudes.


they stole being a skinny white boy making lame internet jokes about being gangsterrrr?

those bastards! you should sue



posted on May, 6 2018 @ 10:34 AM
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a reply to: fiverx313

Trust me they got what's coming to them. I can be scary when I wanna be. Mwahahahah



posted on May, 6 2018 @ 11:23 AM
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To be fair...
If you don't use the deodorant, the chicks will know. And then you won't have any.

edit on 6-5-2018 by Pinocchio because: (no reason given)



posted on May, 6 2018 @ 11:25 AM
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Shampoo.
Soap.
Water.
Taylor of Old Bond Street shaving cream whipped with a badger hair brush.
Straight razor honed on a leather strap.
A little Uomo cologne after shaving.
A little dab of Brylcreem. [ cause a little dab'll do ya ]

OG way to smell good.



posted on May, 6 2018 @ 11:58 AM
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Wot iz good my nigz just made a theme song for this website...

chillin...

soundcloud.com...



posted on May, 6 2018 @ 11:59 AM
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a reply to: throwaway115

ROFLMAO
That was classic....



posted on May, 6 2018 @ 12:01 PM
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a reply to: throwaway115

You should call it "Brainstorming"....



posted on May, 6 2018 @ 12:01 PM
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a reply to: Pinocchio

thanks man... im not listening back to it... im terrified



posted on May, 6 2018 @ 01:03 PM
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Dude, it's only AXE brand that pulls in the chicks.



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