Gunthers Suggestions

originally posted by: ClovenSky
a reply to: DBCowboy

So you would rather all of the underlings just lie to you and tell you how great you are?

*duh*

Of course! What else are underlings for? They do the work that no one else would do.

Like making it put the lotion on it's skin.

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: ClovenSky
a reply to: DBCowboy

So you would rather all of the underlings just lie to you and tell you how great you are? Man, I would give Gunther a raise and some more paid leave for helping you out in a time of need.

Someone who is honest, even against his own best interests ..... gold

Gunther had it coming.
He IS German.
Let them get away with talking smack...and the next thing you know, they're invading Poland.

In the 1930's people didn't keep their Gunthers properly beaten down.

They do get uppity.

a reply to: DBCowboy

I may be related to a Gunther.
My grandmother was German.
My honesty has cost me a job or two.
Interview: "What are your positive points?"
"I have many years of experience and have always been on time and never missed a day."
"What are your negative points?"
"I'm sometimes too honest."
"I think honesty is a good thing."
"I don't give a fook what you think."

Gunther? Gunther? Sounds more like a Severin to me.

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy


How dare he talk to us in that manner! Do I need to get the Three Idiot's van? One of us is actually in Vegas right now even though I'm not.

He needs to go "find himself" on a camping trip somewhere in the desert.

Near where we left the shovels that we have never seen or owned.

Anyone want a couple of « unused » apparently ball hammers?

originally posted by: Lagomorphe

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy


How dare he talk to us in that manner! Do I need to get the Three Idiot's van? One of us is actually in Vegas right now even though I'm not.

He needs to go "find himself" on a camping trip somewhere in the desert.

Near where we left the shovels that we have never seen or owned.

Anyone want a couple of « unused » apparently ball hammers?

Are they just for hitting in the testicles or can I use them on other body parts?

Asking for a friend.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Asking for a friend.

Thank you.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Asking for a friend.

Thank you.

Gift giving is an art.

That and Hammacher Schlemmer doesn't carry the fun stuff any more.

a reply to: DBCowboy


I like to give people things, particularly the stuff that causes rashes.

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Asking for a friend.

Thank you.

Gift giving is an art.

That and Hammacher Schlemmer doesn't carry the fun stuff any more.

Au contraire...


The Spatula Docking Station

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: Skid Mark
a reply to: DBCowboy

Is your previous Gunther locked up in Augustus's playroom?

Augustus doesn't have a playroom.

And I'm sticking with that story.

Semantics...


He calls it a fun box...


Respectfully,
~meathead

a reply to: DBCowboy

So you're saying one of your Gunthers went ree-ree. Poor little fella.

a reply to: Tarzan the apeman.

Gunther went ree ree,
And creepy DB ,
caught some fee fee's,
Then pee peed on Gunther's teepee,
Tee hee...





Lol DB cracked me up when I read ree ree, and today he told someone they were catch in fee fee's,
I spit coffee...


Respectfully,
~meathead

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: Lagomorphe

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy


How dare he talk to us in that manner! Do I need to get the Three Idiot's van? One of us is actually in Vegas right now even though I'm not.

He needs to go "find himself" on a camping trip somewhere in the desert.

Near where we left the shovels that we have never seen or owned.

Anyone want a couple of « unused » apparently ball hammers?

Are they just for hitting in the testicles or can I use them on other body parts?

Asking for a friend.

All other body parts too, not that your friend would do that though would he!?

originally posted by: Lagomorphe

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: Lagomorphe

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy


How dare he talk to us in that manner! Do I need to get the Three Idiot's van? One of us is actually in Vegas right now even though I'm not.

He needs to go "find himself" on a camping trip somewhere in the desert.

Near where we left the shovels that we have never seen or owned.

Anyone want a couple of « unused » apparently ball hammers?

Are they just for hitting in the testicles or can I use them on other body parts?

Asking for a friend.

All other body parts too, not that your friend would do that though would he!?

No never!

What friend?

Ok...

2 slightly used ball hammers on their way to you for bludgeoning... erm DIY use...

a reply to: Lagomorphe

I appreciate it.

Amazon and Ebay banned me.

originally posted by: Lagomorphe
Ok...

2 slightly used ball hammers on their way to you for bludgeoning... erm DIY use...

I forgot to mention, you wouldn’t happen to have a heavy duty wood shredding machine that you could lend me by any chance?

originally posted by: Lagomorphe

originally posted by: Lagomorphe
Ok...

2 slightly used ball hammers on their way to you for bludgeoning... erm DIY use...

I forgot to mention, you wouldn’t happen to have a heavy duty wood shredding machine that you could lend me by any chance?

No. I have never owned one, heck, I don't even know what they look like.


(How soon do you need it?)

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: Lagomorphe

originally posted by: Lagomorphe
Ok...

2 slightly used ball hammers on their way to you for bludgeoning... erm DIY use...

I forgot to mention, you wouldn’t happen to have a heavy duty wood shredding machine that you could lend me by any chance?

No. I have never owned one, heck, I don't even know what they look like.


(How soon do you need it?)

Before the bodies start to decomp...

Erm... next Tuesday!?