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posted on May, 1 2018 @ 11:28 AM
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Ok a lady friend sent me a silly joke today, I am not sure why and it was a little unexpected and I don't know her reasoning for the unexpected joke
It was a little, innocently lewd, so I played dumb and asked her to explain it to me, much to her embarrassment

Now as you would all know, I am not a super intelligent fella, somewhat a social raggedy-man. Now for some strange reason she thinks I am far more intelligent than I am, she does and I don't get it either

So I figured to play the game with her I would reply with A joke she might not understand, just for fun I searched the web
Now I am not the kinda guy who will laugh at jokes, laugh out loud at much at all
But, for your pleasure


www.buzzfeed.com...

So, I didn't get the batman joke, not being a chemist or the irony joke, who would ever get the irony joke, way to much irony

One of my favorites
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question
...



That's an ellipsis
edit on 1-5-2018 by Raggedyman because: (no reason given)




posted on May, 1 2018 @ 12:36 PM
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a reply to: Raggedyman
The "irony" joke is that the speaker offers an invalid reason for a statement being ironic, so proving the other person's point (viz. that he doesn't understand irony).

The traditional "Batman" theme tune has 16 notes before the word "Batman!" But I don't see the link between those notes and sodium atoms.
P.S. Now I do. The theme tune is verbalised "Nana nana nana nana, nana nana nana nana, BATMAN!"
(I'm not a chemist either, but the clue is in the illustration)
edit on 1-5-2018 by DISRAELI because: (no reason given)



posted on May, 1 2018 @ 01:08 PM
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originally posted by: DISRAELI
a reply to: Raggedyman
The "irony" joke is that the speaker offers an invalid reason for a statement being ironic, so proving the other person's point (viz. that he doesn't understand irony).

The traditional "Batman" theme tune has 16 notes before the word "Batman!" But I don't see the link between those notes and sodium atoms.
P.S. Now I do. The theme tune is verbalised "Nana nana nana nana, nana nana nana nana, BATMAN!"
(I'm not a chemist either, but the clue is in the illustration)


The irony is in the lack of irony
The answer is stupid and ignorant of what irony is
The answer is devoid of understanding irony, the bus stop is irrelevant, it's all crazy



posted on May, 1 2018 @ 03:21 PM
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a reply to: Raggedyman

A joke doesn't work when somebody has to explain it to you but I must admit I needed Disraeli to explain it to me too. LOL In Dutch, Sodium is called Natrium, Na. (In other words, I shoulda got "got it" but no...) The rest were pretty geeky but simple imho. I am not a chemist either.


I thought the unionised one was the best.
edit on 1/5/18 by LightSpeedDriver because: Typo


ETA I should just add that I have never counted how many Na Na's there were in the Batman theme until tonight. And Disraeli is right, there are 8 x 2.
edit on 1/5/18 by LightSpeedDriver because: ETA



posted on May, 1 2018 @ 05:06 PM
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Argon walks into a bar.
The bartender says "Didn't you read the sign. We don't serve noble gases."
Argon didn't react.



posted on May, 1 2018 @ 07:54 PM
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a reply to: skunkape23

Ok, I walked into a bar.... The door was over there.



posted on May, 1 2018 @ 07:58 PM
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a reply to: Argen

That one took me a second to process.
That was a funny one.
Hope you didn't split a brow.



posted on May, 1 2018 @ 08:02 PM
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a reply to: skunkape23

I walk into a bar.
Pull up the first stool.
Bartender says "You can't be here."
I say "Okay."
Move to the third stool.



posted on May, 1 2018 @ 08:29 PM
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a reply to: skunkape23

Horse walks into a bar, bartender says why the long face....



posted on May, 2 2018 @ 01:57 AM
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Why did the monkey fall from the tree?
He was dead.



posted on May, 2 2018 @ 02:20 AM
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a reply to: Raggedyman

So a man comes into a bar.... no wait it was a horse.

da-dum-da-dum....

I'll show myself out....

Peace



posted on May, 2 2018 @ 02:34 AM
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This one is dangerous.
You may want to wear ear-plugs and welder's goggles.
You have been warned.



posted on May, 3 2018 @ 04:20 AM
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A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: ‘What the hell was that all about?’



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