Something I read and thought my Brother Masons would enjoy.

Masons worship temples?

And drawn out folksy bull#?

originally posted by: network dude

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: network dude


I like to serve man.

with or without onions?

No.
With fava beans and a nice Chianti silly.

a reply to: Prene

Is that what you got from the opening post??

originally posted by: Prene
Masons worship temples?

Yes, but only the ones on either side of people's heads because it reminds us of the creamy nougat center you all have.

Why do I get this funny feeling that Christians and Masons don't mix
well together?

originally posted by: mamabeth
Why do I get this funny feeling that Christians and Masons don't mix
well together?

Masons are made up of all sorts of religious backgrounds, save for the born again. We tend to get along with everyone, since we don't speak about politics or religion in lodge. But I think you may still be right.

originally posted by: mamabeth

Why do I get this funny feeling that Christians and Masons don't mix
well together?

They probably would being that they're all made of meat but I don't eat Masons.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I feel like I should refute your logic, but it's sound, and well, logical.

It's the same argument I use for Steak, if God didn't want us eating cows, he wouldn't have made them out of meat.

wrapped in bacon.

originally posted by: network dude
I feel like I should refute your logic, but it's sound, and well, logical.

It's the same argument I use for Steak, if God didn't want us eating cows, he wouldn't have made them out of meat.

wrapped in bacon.

Plus, sheeple taste better than their reptilian overlords.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Rattlesnake is good, I imagine our Reptilian overlords would taste similar.

a reply to: seagull

Like chicken, but greasier. Reptilians and politicians. It's cool to say you tried one, but you don't want them every night.

originally posted by: network dude
a reply to: seagull

Like chicken, but greasier. Reptilians and politicians. It's cool to say you tried one, but you don't want them every night.

Agreed
Hot sauce always help.

a reply to: Aljoharris
Another cool one.

I Sat In Lodge With You
By Wilbur D. Nesbit
There is a saying filled with cheer,
Which calls a man to fellowship.
It means as much for him to hear
As lies within the brother grip.
Nay, more! It opens wide the way
To friendliness sincere and true
There are no strangers when you say
To me: I sat in lodge with you.

When that is said, then I am known
There is no questioning nor doubt
I need not walk my path alone
Nor from my fellows be shut out.
Those words hold all of brotherhood
And help me face the world anew
There's something deep and rich and good
In this: I sat in lodge with you.

Though in far lands one needs must roam
By sea and shore and hill and plain,
Those words bring him a touch of home
And lighten tasks that seem in vain.
Men's faces are no longer strange
But seem as those he always knew
When some one brings the joyous change
With this: I sat in lodge with you.

So you, my brother, now and then
Have often put me in your debt
By showing forth to other men
That you your friends do not forget.
When all the world seems gray and cold
And I am weary, worn and blue
Then comes this golden thought I hold
You said: I sat in lodge with you.

When to the last great Lodge you fare
My prayer is that I may be
One of your friends who wait you there
Intent your smiling face to see.
We, with the warden at the gate,
Will have a pleasant task to do
We'll call, though you come soon or late:
Come in! We sat in lodge with you!

a reply to: network dude

Ah, but you see God didn't wrap cows in a pig.
Therefore filet mignon is not kosher.

a reply to: mamabeth
Oh, we do. I'm a Christian and a Mason.

Is It Of Any Consequence To Take The Names All Masons Hold Dear And Interpret Them In Spanish To The End That They Inspire Goyims And Cowans Alike... !?!

Ex:
You Say Jubela. BUT! In Spanish, It Is A Sentence.
The Mechanics To The Lettering Results In The Pronounciation Being: "A Ver La". It Translates To "To See Her". To See The Witch...

You Say Jubelum. Spanish Pronunciation And Translation Is: "A Ver Me". aka "To See Me". To See The Empress...

You Say Jubelo. In Spanish It Is: "A Ver Lo" aka "To See It". To See The Truth...

You Also Say Jahbulon. That In Turn Is: "A Ver Uno" aka "To See One". To See A Spell.

The Witch...
The Empress...
The Truth...
The Spell...

W.E.T.S. results from "Mahabone".
In Spanish "Mahabone" is "Moho Baño" aka "Wet Bath". Esoteric Terms Reveal The Washing Away Of The Sins With Rain From The Sky Removing All Respite (Rex Pide)... And Also Wetting The Throat Centre (Das) aka Da'ath (Cábala). Spittle Built Up And Then Coming Down With The Swallow.
The Tide Rises Symbolically In The Throat. And Comes Down As A Grim Depression, The Blues.

This All Ties Into The Scenery Of The Blue Lodge.

May We Build On This Topic.... ?!? Thank You In Advance.

note- "Das" in Spanish is "Give." It Ironically Coincides With "Receive" In The Sense That One Gives Spittle At The Behest Of Receiving His Own Reflection. May Be Unbearable....

Does The Dagger Hint To The Throat Or To The Heart In The Initiation... ????

Well Done, Mi Lads... Well Done...

Allegory Alludes To A Realm On High Which Begins As Hiram Abif. Furthering The Story To A Known Word: "Harem Above". 33° Degree Master Of Heredom (Heredity). 33 Represents "Double Recompense". A Gift From God...
He Shall Offer Them Up To You For Your Lust.

Honorary Degree...

originally posted by: KSigMason
a reply to: mamabeth
Oh, we do. I'm a Christian and a Mason.

You're Also "Better". And Somewhat Rockly...

originally posted by: Pinocchio
Is It Of Any Consequence To Take The Names All Masons Hold Dear And Interpret Them In Spanish To The End That They Inspire Goyims And Cowans Alike... !?!

Ex:
You Say Jubela. BUT! In Spanish, It Is A Sentence.
The Mechanics To The Lettering Results In The Pronounciation Being: "A Ver La". It Translates To "To See Her". To See The Witch...

You Say Jubelum. Spanish Pronunciation And Translation Is: "A Ver Me". aka "To See Me". To See The Empress...

You Say Jubelo. In Spanish It Is: "A Ver Lo" aka "To See It". To See The Truth...

You Also Say Jahbulon. That In Turn Is: "A Ver Uno" aka "To See One". To See A Spell.

The Witch...
The Empress...
The Truth...
The Spell...

W.E.T.S. results from "Mahabone".
In Spanish "Mahabone" is "Moho Baño" aka "Wet Bath". Esoteric Terms Reveal The Washing Away Of The Sins With Rain From The Sky Removing All Respite (Rex Pide)... And Also Wetting The Throat Centre (Das) aka Da'ath (Cábala). Spittle Built Up And Then Coming Down With The Swallow.
The Tide Rises Symbolically In The Throat. And Comes Down As A Grim Depression, The Blues.

This All Ties Into The Scenery Of The Blue Lodge.

May We Build On This Topic.... ?!? Thank You In Advance.

note- "Das" in Spanish is "Give." It Ironically Coincides With "Receive" In The Sense That One Gives Spittle At The Behest Of Receiving His Own Reflection. May Be Unbearable....

You've posted this everywhere. You must Really proud of this that it is permanently copied and can repaste at a moments notice.