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Uranus smells like farts, astronomers have confirmed

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posted on Apr, 24 2018 @ 01:45 PM
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S&F For the title alone.

I think it's time to plunge a probe into Uranus further, who know's what other secrets Uranus holds.




posted on Apr, 24 2018 @ 01:49 PM
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originally posted by: MaxTamesSiva
a reply to: howtonhawky
It is imperative that Uranus should be probed to confirm the findings.



Aliens already beat you to it, of course the translator was broken and they thought earthlings instead.




posted on Apr, 24 2018 @ 02:10 PM
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I'm surprised no one mentioned the Futarama joke, It's now called Urectum.

Still it's a pain in the ass, i'm pretty sure one of it's moons is called Vindaloo.

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posted on Apr, 24 2018 @ 02:13 PM
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originally posted by: MaxTamesSiva
a reply to: howtonhawky
It is imperative that Uranus should be probed to confirm the findings.



We could just nuke it for the lulz.



posted on Apr, 24 2018 @ 02:17 PM
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originally posted by: Thecakeisalie
I'm surprised no one mentioned the Futarama joke, It's now called Urectum.

Still it's a pain in the ass, i'm pretty sure one of it's moons is called Vindaloo.


I mentioned Professor Farnsworth! Do I receive browny points?



posted on Apr, 24 2018 @ 02:18 PM
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I'm not surprised



posted on Apr, 24 2018 @ 02:34 PM
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a reply to: neo96

What have Starfleet and toilet paper got in common?

They both go round Uranus looking for Cling Ons.

Sorry, childhood joke.



posted on Apr, 24 2018 @ 02:53 PM
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a reply to: Wide-Eyes


We could just nuke it

Might cause a blowout.

TheRedneck



posted on Apr, 24 2018 @ 03:01 PM
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Darn!... can't smoke a cigarette after probing Uranus... just wondering, if there is intelligent life in Uranus, they could be immortal and very much sane. Remember this and this?


A must watch documentary:

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posted on Apr, 24 2018 @ 03:52 PM
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Wow, the winds of change have really been blowing where science is concerned. Just 50 years ago science had the ability to observe only the visual attributes of extraterrestrial bodies. Then came the ability to "hear" each body, meaning Uranus was no longer just "that silent but deadly one" in the Solar System. Now science can smell the planets! Even more amazing is that they can replicate the odors present and then pass that gas on to other scientists who can toot their own horns over the discoveries, ensuring this science will thunder its way into mainstream news. One thing's for sure, when they ultimately discover life on Uranus, we're going to have to clear the room or else it will become a total sh_tshow.



posted on Apr, 24 2018 @ 03:55 PM
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Where's Hubert Farnsworth and his Smell-o-Scope!



posted on Apr, 24 2018 @ 04:18 PM
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That's good to know just in case I plan my trip to Uranus in like never.



posted on Apr, 24 2018 @ 04:22 PM
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Will whoever pulled Uranus's finger please stop.

It's for the children.



posted on Apr, 24 2018 @ 05:02 PM
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a reply to: howtonhawky

No one asked you to smell it!



posted on Apr, 24 2018 @ 07:03 PM
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Dammit! I have digestive issues, ok??
It's not my fault it has an atmosphere that smells like rotten eggs! Gawd!



posted on Apr, 24 2018 @ 08:35 PM
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I think I may be a human/Uranusian hybrid.



posted on Apr, 25 2018 @ 12:22 AM
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Uranus is smelly, who woulda thunk it


Wonder if it has a burning ring of fire..



posted on Apr, 25 2018 @ 02:11 AM
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originally posted by: grey580
Why is it that Uranus is always the butt of jokes?

I was wondering how they were able to know about the gas. But it seems they just used a really big telescope to penetrate Uranus mysteries.


I don't think a telescope can smell Uranus, you need some sort of probe in there.

Anyway last time I smelled Uranus it was Lynx Africa I got, don't stop with that.



posted on Apr, 25 2018 @ 03:48 AM
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posted on Apr, 25 2018 @ 03:58 AM
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originally posted by: projectvxn
Where's Hubert Farnsworth and his Smell-o-Scope!



Thanks for spelling that correctly.



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