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Ugandan president wants to ban oral sex

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posted on Apr, 20 2018 @ 09:06 AM
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originally posted by: UnBreakable
What about Dirty Sanchez’s? Or Rusty Trombones? Or Donkey Punch’s?

Married for just short of 40 years. I've never even heard of these "activities". But please, no need to explain. Not sure I want to know.




posted on Apr, 20 2018 @ 09:09 AM
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a reply to: LogicalGraphitti

lol... Just wait til you get to Polterguisting

And spiderman!!




posted on Apr, 20 2018 @ 09:25 AM
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originally posted by: Bluntone22
I wasn't sure where to post this one. We don't have a "fricken idiot" forum but maybe I should suggest one to the mods.


President yoweri museveni states that mouths are for eating..... snicker..... in a public service announcement delivered to the people of uganda.

He also banned gays in 2014 and made it a criminal act to not report homosexuals.

www.okayafrica.com...


Mouth is for eating eh? Ya i've been told im pretty good at that.



posted on Apr, 20 2018 @ 09:40 AM
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a reply to: Bluntone22

Be prepared to accept refugees from the war on BJs.



posted on Apr, 20 2018 @ 10:04 AM
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I believe it I guess, but this story is hard to swallow.



posted on Apr, 20 2018 @ 10:34 AM
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Blowjobs are not da wae my brudahs! Uganda knuckles foreva!_



posted on Apr, 20 2018 @ 10:35 AM
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Oh my god I haven't laughed this much reading a thread in a while.



posted on Apr, 20 2018 @ 10:38 AM
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originally posted by: Bluntone22
I wasn't sure where to post this one. We don't have a "fricken idiot" forum but maybe I should suggest one to the mods.


President yoweri museveni states that mouths are for eating..... snicker..... in a public service announcement delivered to the people of uganda.

He also banned gays in 2014 and made it a criminal act to not report homosexuals.

www.okayafrica.com...


The man who's trying to kill off the "69"



posted on Apr, 20 2018 @ 10:41 AM
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"You push the mouth there, you can come back with worms and they enter your stomach because that is a wrong address," he is quoted as saying.


Wait, who's house has this guy been going to?



posted on Apr, 20 2018 @ 10:42 AM
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Personally I like a little talk during sex.



posted on Apr, 20 2018 @ 10:44 AM
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originally posted by: underpass61
a reply to: Bluntone22



"You push the mouth there, you can come back with worms and they enter your stomach because that is a wrong address," he is quoted as saying.


Wait, who's house has this guy been going to?



Well look at who our presidents are sleeping with.
Kennedy had Monroe and it's been down hill ever since



posted on Apr, 20 2018 @ 10:51 AM
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a reply to: Bluntone22

He also made it so that he can stay in the presidency forever...by removing terms and removing old age limits. The guy is a power creep.

PS: good luck on enforcing his policy...



posted on Apr, 20 2018 @ 11:08 AM
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a reply to: Bluntone22

So I say to him.


EAT ME ! !



posted on Apr, 20 2018 @ 11:11 AM
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a reply to: MerkabaTribeEntity

What kind of parties are you going to



posted on Apr, 20 2018 @ 11:13 AM
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a reply to: MiddleInsite

I heard a guy say once there's no such thing as a bad bj.



posted on Apr, 20 2018 @ 11:14 AM
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originally posted by: Jefferton
My wife banned that years ago..



Edit: I see I'm not the only one.


And she's still your wife?



posted on Apr, 20 2018 @ 11:16 AM
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a reply to: FamCore

Not any more. The states where such local laws are still on the books ignore them.



posted on Apr, 20 2018 @ 11:22 AM
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originally posted by: Flyingclaydisk
Oral sex...in Uganda???

(serious body shudder!)

(spasm)

GAK!!



Why, they don't have soap and showers there? You're not thinking they live in huts or anything are you?

Or maybe you're thinking aids. A more serious consideration for sure.
Which on!y occurred to me after I re read your post.
edit on 4202018 by Sillyolme because: (no reason given)



posted on Apr, 20 2018 @ 11:40 AM
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a reply to: Bluntone22

No one has shown him de wey.



posted on Apr, 20 2018 @ 12:20 PM
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observationdeck.kinja.com...
Alaska

Moose are banned from having sex on city streets (in Fairbanks).
LOLOLOLOLOL
No man shall dress as a woman without the written permission of the sheriff. (In Walnut, CA)

CA ???????????????????? lololol
Illinois

If you sell a reptile, you must give a written warning not to "nuzzle or kiss" them.
It's prohibited by law to "suffer any bitch or slut" (referring to dogs) (in Minooka.) Dogs ?? really dogs ?? lol
Until 1975, people wearing bathing suits on any city street were required have a police escort.Kentucky
Nevada
Sale of sex toys is illegal.cant have compaction now can we ? lol

New Hampshire

Lingerie must not be hung on a clothesline at the airport, unless there's a screen concealing it. (In Kidderville.)
Just joking Really just kidding




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