Getting revenge...

Greetings folks...

Want a bit of revenge for all those times your loved one has done you over big time...!?

Look no further... Two of my favourites :

For the guys :





For the gals :





That woman is evil...

Anyone have other suggestions?

Kindest respects

Lags

a reply to: Lagomorphe

Industrial strength super glue .

Revenge is a result of feelings. I don’t have those. Why did they leave me on this planet. The thought of rotting away next to all these murderes, warlords, rapists, thieves, goat cheeses eaters, and thick crust pizza lovers makes me think I belong here. Gross

a reply to: Lagomorphe

The second one reminds me of a prank I did on a old roomate. I let icy hot sit in tupperware under a fan for about six hours till the top was oily and lightly dipped the second layer of tp in it so he wouldn’t notice. I feel kinda bad but man she took it to a whole nother level. She scares me lol

originally posted by: Allaroundyou
a reply to: Lagomorphe

The second one reminds me of a prank I did on a old roomate. I let icy hot sit in tupperware under a fan for about six hours till the top was oily and lightly dipped the second layer of tp in it so he wouldn’t notice. I feel kinda bad but man she took it to a whole nother level. She scares me lol

Back in the 80s I got revenge on my older sister during her wedding. (She picked on me alot when I was a kid and even treated me to my first ever massive laxative overdose in chocolates which kept me running to the bog for at least 4 days non-stop!)

In her honeymoon suite I placed about 20 alarm clocks all set at different times (to go off every 30 minutes) all around the room...

I also covered the seat of the toilet in cling film wrap and finished it all off with a smoked haddock on top of her car engine block when they drove off on honeymoon.

The revenge was sweet...

Kindest respects

Lags

a reply to: Lagomorphe

That is super messed up man but by god amazing! I tip my hat that i’m Not wearing to you sir! Well played

originally posted by: Allaroundyou
a reply to: Lagomorphe

That is super messed up man but by god amazing! I tip my hat that i’m Not wearing to you sir! Well played

She was pretty pissed off with me, (especially as the car stank to high heaven for about 3 months afterwards.)

As you can imagine, I kept a low profile for quite a while...

Kindest respects

Lags

Those videos are fake, but still funny.

Terrible acting gives it away.

a reply to: Lagomorphe

Hahaha ... dickhead !

🤣

a reply to: Lagomorphe

Don't piss off a locksmith ... they will start and drive your car simply matter of meters ... into a clearway !

So I've heard.

Also heard of a locksmiths wedding where his key no longer worked as they said goodbye and ... nearly ... headed off.

He was given three tries to pluck the correct key from a choice of 5.

The bride won.

originally posted by: Timely
a reply to: Lagomorphe

Don't piss off a locksmith ... they will start and drive your car simply matter of meters ... into a clearway !

So I've heard.

Also heard of a locksmiths wedding where his key no longer worked as they said goodbye and ... nearly ... headed off.

He was given three tries to pluck the correct key from a choice of 5.

The bride won.

Did he manage to pick the lock of her chasity belt?

Yeah fake, but unfortunately there are people who will use videos like these as relationship guides.


On a side note.
The first one felt like a bad lesbian porno.

My cousin wasn't as mean to her older brother (my other cousin). He was just into junior high and playing the trumpet. No one exactly recalls what he did to tick her off, but she took out his trumpet and loaded his case with all of his old Hot Wheels cars, so that when he opened his case at school in the middle of band ... they all fell out all over the place.

For a 6th grade boy, that's embarrassing!

originally posted by: ketsuko
My cousin wasn't as mean to her older brother (my other cousin). He was just into junior high and playing the trumpet. No one exactly recalls what he did to tick her off, but she took out his trumpet and loaded his case with all of his old Hot Wheels cars, so that when he opened his case at school in the middle of band ... they all fell out all over the place.

For a 6th grade boy, that's embarrassing!

oooOOOO the poor kid.

Reminds me of a similar story of someone stuffing a wine cork down a trumpet and the guy went on stage for a solo and nearly blew his cheeks out...

a reply to: Lagomorphe

Bull# that lady sprayed pepper spray on that in her house. She would have been choking herself.

When I was 14 I sprayed a tiny squirt of it in the corner of the living room. About 5 minutes later my throat was jacked and I had to leave the house.

If he would have gotten that on his grape he would have been in severe agony

Not sure abusive relationships should be painted as "funny". YouTube brings out the worst in some people.

If he would have gotten that on his grape he would have been in severe agony

Tell me about it...

During my basic training as a young squaddie in HM forces one of our NBC exercises was to learn how to take a piss when exposed to CS gas...

Not a fun experience at all...

Kindest respects

Lags

a reply to: Lagomorphe

A bunch of snot nosed kids would attest to that ... 🤧